Haiku '22: It's How We Do
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Here we go again
It's the most wonderful time
The suspense...oh s***
Put it all down here
Your thoughts, your laments, your joys
Will this last a week?
OK: first request
A hyperbaric chamber
For Jarry's bum foot
It's the most wonderful time
The suspense...oh s***
Put it all down here
Your thoughts, your laments, your joys
Will this last a week?
OK: first request
A hyperbaric chamber
For Jarry's bum foot
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Way back in '16
Remember Mr. Game 1?
Prediction: Not good
Letang out that spring
How would we overcome that?
Oh noes, we thought: Screwed!
Backs against the wall
The prognosis looking bleak
All clichés apply
Last ride with the core?
Boyle to the promised land?
Rally around, boys!
Playoff performer
Pick a dude to wear the cape
It's Teddy for me
Remember Mr. Game 1?
Prediction: Not good
Letang out that spring
How would we overcome that?
Oh noes, we thought: Screwed!
Backs against the wall
The prognosis looking bleak
All clichés apply
Last ride with the core?
Boyle to the promised land?
Rally around, boys!
Playoff performer
Pick a dude to wear the cape
It's Teddy for me
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Who gives us a chance?
Anyone…Bueller…Bueller?
No? Well, who needs ya?!
(Note: Directed to
Outside contrarians and
Nattering nabobs)
Anyone…Bueller…Bueller?
No? Well, who needs ya?!
(Note: Directed to
Outside contrarians and
Nattering nabobs)
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Hi blue canary
Sorry you're alone in here
I'll come up with one
Sorry you're alone in here
I'll come up with one
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You rock King ColbyHi blue canary
Sorry you're alone in here
I'll come up with one
Or should we say King Clancy?
A prince among men
You get a trophy
You humanitarian!
Love your leadership
Haiku '22: It's How We Do
Low effort haiku
Haiku thread soff this year folks
El Gee Pee n'at
Haiku thread soff this year folks
El Gee Pee n'at
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huzzah, hockey time
playoff sidney, goals to come
rangers suck butt, blech
playoff sidney, goals to come
rangers suck butt, blech
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We say you’re our kind
Ricky, don’t lose that mojo
Yes, you know your mind
Mojo’s yours to own
Use it, and we’ll feel better
Then we’ll get home
Ricky, don’t lose that mojo
Yes, you know your mind
Mojo’s yours to own
Use it, and we’ll feel better
Then we’ll get home
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Is it hedging bets?Low effort haiku
Haiku thread soff this year folks
El Gee Pee n'at
Not getting too excited?
Are haikus passé?
One thing doesn’t help
Limping into the playoffs
But now? A clean slate.
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Thinking ‘bout the Core
If this is the last hurrah
Then let’s end it right
The Cup in Sid’s pool
Another parade dahntahn
What jubilation!
If this is the last hurrah
Then let’s end it right
The Cup in Sid’s pool
Another parade dahntahn
What jubilation!
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LITT has his mind righthuzzah, hockey time
playoff sidney, goals to come
rangers suck butt, blech
This is what the doc ordered
Carry us, Sidney!
Like Pens in ‘07
Rangers ahead of their curve
It’s not their turn yet
Pens know what it takes
Do one better than a split
Take both in New York
Creeping doubt enters
Rangers turn into Rongos
Learn some hard lessons
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Casey Desmith stinks
But he will surprise people
He has some real balls
But he will surprise people
He has some real balls
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Like AC/DCCasey Desmith stinks
But he will surprise people
He has some real balls
Sing it: He’s got the biggest
Balls of them all! Woot!
All 60 minutes
Play sound in front of Casey
Help the kid out, please!
Dream scenario
Casey becomes the hot hand
Lets Tristan heal up
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Run for the border(TM)?
Spicy pork and broccoli?
Eat like champions
Spicy pork and broccoli?
Eat like champions
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Run for the border(TM)?
Spicy pork and broccoli?
Eat like champions
Haiku '22: It's How We Do
First battle complete
A hero was summoned late
Louis with the save
A hero was summoned late
Louis with the save
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Number 42
Nice to see you come to play
After 6 months off
Nice to see you come to play
After 6 months off
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Good to be da bess
Much better than being soff
Buckle up, baby
Pressed into service
Tales that recall Zatkoff and
Pietrangelo
Louis, roi du jour
Gardien dans le filet
Il garde nos espoirs
Sing Louie, Lou-I
Oh no-oh! We gotta go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Crank up the oven
Bake the doubters a crow pie
Go get ‘em, Louis
Much better than being soff
Buckle up, baby
Pressed into service
Tales that recall Zatkoff and
Pietrangelo
Louis, roi du jour
Gardien dans le filet
Il garde nos espoirs
Sing Louie, Lou-I
Oh no-oh! We gotta go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Crank up the oven
Bake the doubters a crow pie
Go get ‘em, Louis
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What the hell, Teddy
I asked you to don the cape
Not to poop on it
I asked you to don the cape
Not to poop on it
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Hesitant to post
Pens beasting without haiku
Sitting tight right now
Pens beasting without haiku
Sitting tight right now
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Igor waved buh-bye
After a regular game
Karma not so kind
After a regular game
Karma not so kind
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Screw Jacob Trouba
And the league that enables
His kind of BS
And the league that enables
His kind of BS
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To game six we go
Crosby's brains are mush again
But he shall be back
Crosby's brains are mush again
But he shall be back
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