Commercials that I hate

Post by **dodint** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:26 am

MalkinIsMyHomeboy wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:22 am
dodint wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:19 am
nice

Also as expected there are anti-semitic comments on that video...

Post by **iamjs** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:09 pm

Lemon Berry Lobster wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:59 am
Dickie Dunn wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:56 am
Lemon Berry Lobster wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:39 am Is that the one where the trial doesn't happen, it breaks aht?

All the lawyer commercials are so terrible. Yinzers probably love them though.

You leave Shenderovich, Shenderovich, and Fishman out of this.

Post by **shafnutz05** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:10 pm

I thought that Gillette commercial was just.....not well-done. Like, one of the main parts with the two boys wrestling on the ground at the BBQ. That is considered "toxic masculinity" now? Jesus. I just thought the ad came across as ham-fisted. I actually got a new Bevel kit for Christmas, I had been using a Mach 3 but figure now's a good time to give it a try.

Post by **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:28 pm

shafnutz05 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:10 pm I thought that Gillette commercial was just.....not well-done. Like, one of the main parts with the two boys wrestling on the ground at the BBQ. That is considered "toxic masculinity" now? Jesus. I just thought the ad came across as ham-fisted. I actually got a new Bevel kit for Christmas, I had been using a Mach 3 but figure now's a good time to give it a try.

Post by **shafnutz05** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:33 pm

You might be surprised to know this, but I am a huge fan of Imam Tawhidi

Post by **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:45 pm

Wouldn't surprise me at all. He seems like a very logical person that has identified there are problems in his religion that need corrected.

Post by **dodint** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 2:23 pm

shafnutz05 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:33 pm You might be surprised to know this...

Where have I seen this phrase...

Post by **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:16 pm

Post by **Freddy Rumsen** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:03 pm

Good call...also the GMC tailgate

Post by **Viva la Ben** » Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:31 am

Peloton

https://twitter.com/clueheywood/status/ ... 17920?s=21

Post by **Freddy Rumsen** » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:11 am

The worst part about the Christmas version of that is when the husband and wife come downstairs and their kids are already opening their presents.

Way to be observant.

Post by **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Tue Jan 29, 2019 1:02 pm

They got a little carried away under the mistletoe...

Post by **tifosi77** » Tue Jan 29, 2019 2:43 pm

What is wrong with the Turbo Tax ad? I personally welcome the chance to look at Adriana Trajkovsky.

Post by **llipgh2** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:21 pm

The commercial where the kid is literally SCREAMING about pokeman cards. I think it's a cereal commercial, and the cards are in the box. His voice is so whiny and loud.

I want to punch that kid in the face.

Post by **Jim** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:10 pm

llipgh2 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:21 pmI want to punch that kid in the face.

Oh, if I have a nickel...

Post by **Nittany Ned** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:23 pm

"Oh, My, God, Becky, Look - at that - CRUST!"

Gold.

Post by **llipgh2** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 1:16 pm

The Reebok commercial with the weird Asian woman on the basketball court. What is it even about?

It reminds me of this:

Which is a parody of the Apple commercial.

Post by **Jim** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 1:35 pm

The insurance commercial with the "fender bender" line while everyone is breathing helium because it is a big tanker of helium that crashed. The cops squeekily say that everything is going to be fine... but in reality they are all going to pass out in a minute and be dead a minute later due to asphyxiation because the helium is replacing all of the air and therefore no one will be getting any oxygen.

"Fen der ben der" is cute, but they are all dead.

Post by **dodint** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:12 pm

I said the exact same thing to my wife. "Their oxygen has been displaced and they're about to die, but they seem happy."

Post by **iamjs** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 3:57 pm

Freddy Rumsen wrote: ↑Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:11 am The worst part about the Christmas version of that is when the husband and wife come downstairs and their kids are already opening their presents.

Way to be observant.

So there's no trace of either one signing in to log their miles? If she logs in, rides, and powers down, wouldn't she be the last one that's signed in on the bike?

I won't even go into the somewhat plausible "since it's hidden in the garage and neither knows the other is using it, I doubt they're wiping it down" theory.

Post by **Freddy Rumsen** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:02 pm

Btw, this is a great Twitter thread on Pelaton

https://twitter.com/ClueHeywood/status/ ... 2331217920

Post by **Factorial** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:14 pm

The one where the suits at a meeting table are speaking like 2 year-olds while they eat gummy bears.

Post by **tifosi77** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:43 pm

Freddy Rumsen wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:02 pm Btw, this is a great Twitter thread on Pelaton

https://twitter.com/ClueHeywood/status/ ... 2331217920

"You had one job, Consuela!" will always be funny.

Post by **Factorial** » Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:10 pm

I've now seen this ad for Chantix with the turkey twice today. I'd love to return to the day where you couldn't advertise prescription drugs.

Post by **dodint** » Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:45 pm

tifosi77 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:43 pm
Freddy Rumsen wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:02 pm Btw, this is a great Twitter thread on Pelaton

https://twitter.com/ClueHeywood/status/ ... 2331217920
"You had one job, Consuela!" will always be funny.

"half gay husband" is the one that makes me laugh every time.