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Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 12:28 pm
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
if he’s anything like his dad, the helmet likely won’t be protecting much

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 12:37 pm
by meow
He lucked out and got his mom’s brains

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 12:38 pm
by King Colby
Am I violating some child protection law if I buy mini-meow a Bauer 4500 helmet? He needs a white one with his new team and there is nothing better looking that a 4500. But it protects like a layer of aluminum foil
Better hurry, they discontinued it.

But he will survive in it. I have minimal belief that there's much of a difference in protection, at least not enough to justify the style sacrifice...

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 12:42 pm
by meow
Wait wait wait wait wait wait

They are discontinuing the 4500?!

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I’m going to panic buy like all the **** boomers did with meat and tp during covid

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 12:55 pm
by King Colby
I bought 6 hahaha

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 1:12 pm
by MR25
You getting him a tinted fishbowl to go with it?

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 1:25 pm
by Lemon Berry Lobster
Better get a pair of white gloves to complete the lewk

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 1:44 pm
by meow
Do they even make tinted fishbowls anymore?

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 1:45 pm
by meow
Better get a pair of white gloves to complete the lewk
They have an “equipment package” and gloves are part of it….they are mostly white

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:35 pm
by Kaiser
Calder cup game 7 tonight. Coachella Valley vs. Hershey, who ya got?

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 9:42 pm
by mikey
Gimme Coachella

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2023 1:37 am
by Kaiser
OT in game 7, cant get any closer than that...

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 8:16 pm
by MR25
Some **** heel kid took a full wind-up slapper at my nuts after the whistle in my dek game tonight. His dad had to step in to stop me from ripping his **** head off. No penalty, because both refs didn't see it.

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 8:17 pm
by mikey
Needs more story...

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 8:22 pm
by MR25
He slammed me while the ball was squirting away and I was losing my footing. I got him on the pads. His teammate takes a penalty 30 seconds later, so he took a full wind up clapper at my nuts.

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 8:33 pm
by MR25
If you're asking about the dad comment, it was either his dad or one of his teammates dad who was a player coach for them. I'm guessing he gave the kid an earful after because he wanted to know what happened before I started yelling at him and moving toward him.

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 8:40 pm
by mikey
Damn, that's such a weak move...shooting at someone like that...

How old is the kid roughly, do you think?

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 8:43 pm
by MR25
If they're playing adult league, probably 18 or close to it.

The right answer should be "old enough to know better"

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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 8:35 am
by Joegap

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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 8:56 am
by mikey
If they're playing adult league, probably 18 or close to it.

The right answer should be "old enough to know better"
Heh, "should" in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which one......tastes...uhhh, whatever...

Ya never know what you're gonna get at these levels...I've seen some of the dumbest **** in my time, unfortunately...

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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:45 am
by shoeshine boy
damn. what'd that guy say to him? in my league that would be:
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Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 11:57 am
by Joegap
damn. what'd that guy say to him? in my league that would be:
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Supposedly it was something along the lines of "your wife wears the pants". I still cant believe nobody on that kids team tried to help at all

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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 8:58 pm
by meow
Roller hockey? All their wives wear the pants.

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:38 am
by iamjs
If they're playing adult league, probably 18 or close to it.

The right answer should be "old enough to know better"
Heh, "should" in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which one......tastes...uhhh, whatever...

Ya never know what you're gonna get at these levels...I've seen some of the dumbest **** in my time, unfortunately...
That's why I'm glad that I'm done with beer league. The last few years that I was in, I noticed fuses were getting shorter and people were doing more dumb sht like this. Well, maybe not to this extent, but the most petty stuff would result in fights or near-fights.

Amateur Hockey Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 1:43 pm
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
playing pick up in Wilmington was always a little annoying because we'd get marines who come down from Lejeune who sucked at hockey but only wanted to pick fights