Amateur Hockey Thread

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

if he’s anything like his dad, the helmet likely won’t be protecting much

[meow]

He lucked out and got his mom’s brains

[King Colby]

Am I violating some child protection law if I buy mini-meow a Bauer 4500 helmet? He needs a white one with his new team and there is nothing better looking that a 4500. But it protects like a layer of aluminum foil

Better hurry, they discontinued it.

But he will survive in it. I have minimal belief that there's much of a difference in protection, at least not enough to justify the style sacrifice...

[meow]

Wait wait wait wait wait wait

They are discontinuing the 4500?!



I’m going to panic buy like all the **** boomers did with meat and tp during covid

[King Colby]

I bought 6 hahaha

[MR25]

You getting him a tinted fishbowl to go with it?

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

Better get a pair of white gloves to complete the lewk

[meow]

Do they even make tinted fishbowls anymore?

[meow]

Better get a pair of white gloves to complete the lewk

They have an “equipment package” and gloves are part of it….they are mostly white

[Kaiser]

Calder cup game 7 tonight. Coachella Valley vs. Hershey, who ya got?

[mikey]

Gimme Coachella

[Kaiser]

OT in game 7, cant get any closer than that...

[MR25]

Some **** heel kid took a full wind-up slapper at my nuts after the whistle in my dek game tonight. His dad had to step in to stop me from ripping his **** head off. No penalty, because both refs didn't see it.

[mikey]

Needs more story...

[MR25]

He slammed me while the ball was squirting away and I was losing my footing. I got him on the pads. His teammate takes a penalty 30 seconds later, so he took a full wind up clapper at my nuts.

[MR25]

If you're asking about the dad comment, it was either his dad or one of his teammates dad who was a player coach for them. I'm guessing he gave the kid an earful after because he wanted to know what happened before I started yelling at him and moving toward him.

[mikey]

Damn, that's such a weak move...shooting at someone like that...

How old is the kid roughly, do you think?

[MR25]

If they're playing adult league, probably 18 or close to it.

The right answer should be "old enough to know better"

[Joegap]

Here’s some shenanigans at RMU

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvIxO3Er ... BiNWFlZA==

[mikey]

If they're playing adult league, probably 18 or close to it.

The right answer should be "old enough to know better"

Heh, "should" in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which one......tastes...uhhh, whatever...

Ya never know what you're gonna get at these levels...I've seen some of the dumbest **** in my time, unfortunately...

[shoeshine boy]

Here’s some shenanigans at RMU

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvIxO3Er ... BiNWFlZA==

damn. what'd that guy say to him? in my league that would be:

[Joegap]

Here’s some shenanigans at RMU

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvIxO3Er ... BiNWFlZA==

damn. what'd that guy say to him? in my league that would be:

Supposedly it was something along the lines of "your wife wears the pants". I still cant believe nobody on that kids team tried to help at all

[meow]

Roller hockey? All their wives wear the pants.

[iamjs]

If they're playing adult league, probably 18 or close to it.

The right answer should be "old enough to know better"

Heh, "should" in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which one......tastes...uhhh, whatever...

Ya never know what you're gonna get at these levels...I've seen some of the dumbest **** in my time, unfortunately...

That's why I'm glad that I'm done with beer league. The last few years that I was in, I noticed fuses were getting shorter and people were doing more dumb sht like this. Well, maybe not to this extent, but the most petty stuff would result in fights or near-fights.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

playing pick up in Wilmington was always a little annoying because we'd get marines who come down from Lejeune who sucked at hockey but only wanted to pick fights