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Postby meow » Thu Jun 10, 2021 10:03 am

Weekes is a C- analyst on a good day
He doesn't want to do this. He either wants to be Stuart Scott or he wants to be a GM.
He is going to typecast himself as…whatever he is doing and not be taken seriously.

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Postby shmenguin » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:24 pm

weekes has an irritating amount of polish. it's boring, and makes people think he's sharper than he is

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Postby LITT » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:25 pm

Sid would edge out Serge Ibaka for 39th on the NBA’s career earnings list according to Spotrac.
who would have htought serge ibaka is 39th all time in NBA earnings

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Postby meow » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:38 pm

Re: Weekes as an analyst. I often times find myself thinking “nahhhhh I don’t think so” when he breaks down goaltending. Now, ya boy meow is fully aware that one of us played in the national and other rode a bus, so…..

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Postby shmenguin » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:45 pm

Re: Weekes as an analyst. I often times find myself thinking “nahhhhh I don’t think so” when he breaks down goaltending. Now, ya boy meow is fully aware that one of us played in the national and other rode a bus, so…..
it's the pierre thing. weekes figures out the polished story first, then crams in the supporting details later, even if they don't make sense.

his goal is to look like a guy who knows what's up. so he builds a tight little narrative and guys like ryan whitney think he's super sharp instead of just well-rehearsed.

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Postby mikey » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:45 pm

Same thing with me and Edzo...just because you played in the league doesn't mean you know x's and o's or even technique better...he clearly demonstrates that...hell, I posted that Dustin Byfuglien "tutorial" video one time here and it's a complete gas, it's literally the opposite of how to play...

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:57 pm



:pop:

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Postby Gaucho » Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 pm

Oh really, the Sabres want to move on?

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 pm

Nobody said they were a smart organization.

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Postby shmenguin » Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:39 pm

eichel wants to be on a good team. he doesn't want to help build a good team, however.

the sabres are correct to want to move on.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 5:26 pm

So uhh.... I haven't seen anything about league discipline for Palmieri for his shoulder to the face of McAvoy after the whistle last night. The hell?

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Postby shafnutz05 » Fri Jun 11, 2021 6:53 am

WTF? :lol:


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Postby meow » Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:44 am

Rask has a torn labrum in his hip. That is quite a significant injury to play through.

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Postby mikey » Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:46 am

Wow...

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Postby shmenguin » Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:47 am

i don't know if a team can keep a horseshoe up their butt for 4 rounds. but it will be this team, if anyone can do it.

there's also not much prestige to be considered the worst cup winner of all time (ask Canes fans), so yay isles. keep it up, you loser f*cks.

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Postby meow » Fri Jun 11, 2021 10:43 am

WTF? :lol:

This is a good example of: “if ya boy meow was a reporter”

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Postby Pavel Bure » Fri Jun 11, 2021 10:55 am

All these Turner hires and not a single Darren Pang to be found. I haven’t heard him the past couple years but I remember catching a couple Blues feeds on center ice and I really enjoyed his commentary.

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Postby shmenguin » Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:17 am

these media hirings are the lowest-effort brand building i've ever witnessed.

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Postby MR25 » Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:37 am

I thought Pang was doing ESPN but I could be mistaken.

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Postby Nuge » Fri Jun 11, 2021 12:00 pm

i don't know if a team can keep a horseshoe up their butt for 4 rounds. but it will be this team, if anyone can do it.

there's also not much prestige to be considered the worst cup winner of all time (ask Canes fans), so yay isles. keep it up, you loser f*cks.
The worst cup winner of all time still won the **** Stanley Cup. They all count the same.

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Postby shmenguin » Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:30 pm

hey i have a question.

why is there now only a 5 square foot patch of ice where guys skate with the cup? is it a courtesy to the bottom rung guys who would otherwise wait an hour for their turn, or are hockey players lunk heads who forgot that doing a full lap would be a little more fun than doing a figure skater spin over a small swatch of ice?

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Postby meow » Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:05 pm

Typically the later in the handoff order you are, the shorter the lap you take.

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Postby shmenguin » Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:20 pm

Dude, like the captain ain’t even going for a skate anymore. They stay in the little pen that the camera crews sort of carve out for them…do 2 seconds of woooooo and then hand off to the next guy.

Full lap for anyone who dressed that game. Mandatory.

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Postby Pavel Bure » Fri Jun 11, 2021 7:17 pm

I thought Pang was doing ESPN but I could be mistaken.
Oh! You’re right. That’s a big plus IMO.

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Postby Sam's Drunk Dog » Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:02 pm

Yea, if I won the Stanley Cup I would be doing a full lap with it at some point.

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