Hockey Randomness

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 12:54 pm

I think of a city inhabited by clones of Peg Bundy.

Postby **nocera** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 4:01 pm

I'm sure this is just the first of many possible names to be trademarked, but Utah Yetis ain't bad. It makes about as much sense as the Jazz. Or, you know, the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Postby **NTP66** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 4:04 pm

But then they’d have to find a yeti to bring out onto the ice and later kill.

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 4:05 pm

U-tah Yet-is could be a chant...natural sponsorship opportunity...

Postby **MR25** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 4:08 pm

Some good logo and mascot opportunities too

Postby **NTP66** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 4:10 pm

Utah Golden Dildohs

I’ll buy anyone who gets that reference a beer.

Postby **nocera** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 4:13 pm

Oh there's more and they're all worse than Yetis.

Postby **JC2** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 4:30 pm

Some good logo and mascot opportunities too

Yeah, they'd hardly need to do any work, either.

Postby **Pavel Bure** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 6:03 pm

Utah Golden Plates
Utah Polygamists
Utah Sister Wives
Utah Child Brides
Utah Books of Mormon
Utah Duggars

Postby **King Colby** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:18 pm

Fury... venom... blizzard

Very WNBA of them

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:21 pm

They should stick with music genres with no local ties. Utah Grunge. Utah Heavy Metal. Utah Punk.

Postby **JC2** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:51 pm

Utah Buttes

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:08 pm

Utah Johnnies

Postby **faftorial** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:12 pm

Fury... venom... blizzard

Very WNBA of them

Hurricanes is a terrible nickname too.

Postby **nocera** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:16 pm

A lot of team names are terrible at first.

Postby **dodint** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 8:50 pm

Hurricanes is great. It actually embraces something from the region.

Postby **JC2** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 10:48 pm

Hurricanes is great. It actually embraces something from the region.

It's not amazing, but it works well.

Hurricanes : Carolina :: Avalanche : Colorado

Postby **willeyeam** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:02 pm

Something ski related would be good imo

Black diamonds
Moguls
Avalanche
Olympians

Someone smarter than me can probably come up with something

Postby **nocera** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:05 pm

See what he did? He French fried when he should’ve pizza’d. If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Postby **dodint** » Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:24 pm

Something ski related would be good imo

Someone smarter than me can probably come up with something

Utah Slopes.

Wait.

Postby **willeyeam** » Sat Apr 20, 2024 12:34 am

Postby **RonnieFranchise** » Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:17 am

As Utah is the Beehive State, I’d go Buzz (resulting in both major sports franchises having names ending in “zz”) or Utah Swarm.

Buzz being a little ironic because Mormons (allegedly) don’t do anything that gives you one.

Postby **Pavel Bure** » Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:31 am

Something ski related would be good imo

Black diamonds
Moguls
Avalanche
Olympians

Someone smarter than me can probably come up with something

Utah Chets or Chads

Really any blue blood elite sounding name.

Postby **Ad@m** » Sat Apr 20, 2024 11:12 am

Postby **meow** » Sat Apr 20, 2024 11:23 am

then don’t own an entertainment entity?