Old Wive's Tales

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Postby BigMck » Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:00 am

Starting off, my mom's favorite.

Don't swallow your gum or it will be a big ball in your stomach that never goes away.

Others?

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Postby tifosi77 » Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:07 am

Sear the meat to lock in the juices.

Don't go swimming for half an hour after you eat.

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Postby FreeCandy44 » Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:20 am

Never go outside in the cold without a hat

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Postby PFiDC » Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:22 am

Butter in the fridge.

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Postby Pavement » Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:46 am

When dealing with children who are being grumpy...'if you don't stop frowning, your face will stay like that forever!'

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Postby Factorial » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:21 am

Pee outside, get a stye in your eye.

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Postby LITT » Tue Aug 25, 2015 7:10 am

put a bar of soap under your covers to reduce nighttime cramps

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Postby Sam's Drunk Dog » Tue Aug 25, 2015 7:11 am

Pee outside, get a stye in your eye.
Never heard that one before.

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Postby mikey » Tue Aug 25, 2015 7:34 am

Sitting too close to the TV will make you go blind...which was only undone in the Jim Carrey movie Liar Liar...

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Postby tifosi77 » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:22 am

After much testing, I can state that the hairy palms thing is bunk.

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Postby slappybrown » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:24 am

kitchen in the daytime

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Postby Kaiser » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:27 am

There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Postby count2infinity » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:29 am

kitchen in the daytime
refresh my memory... who the hell was that?

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Postby slappybrown » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:31 am

kitchen in the daytime
refresh my memory... who the hell was that?
@double m v.2.0 or @thehockeyguru can't recall who

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Postby dodint » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:54 am

The rule of thumb.

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Postby Silentom » Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:56 am

If you keep making that face it will stick like that.

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Postby llipgh2 » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:00 am

When you have a sore throat, sock a wool sock/scarf in rubbing alcohol and wrap your throat overnight.

For earaches, wrap an onion poultice in wool, and hold it against your ear overnight.

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Postby meow » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:03 am

Letting a wound "dry out" is the best treatment

Cracking knuckles will give you arthritis.

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Postby LITT » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:06 am

When you have a sore throat, sock a wool sock/scarf in rubbing alcohol and wrap your throat overnight.

For earaches, wrap an onion poultice in wool, and hold it against your ear overnight.

...what?

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Postby Jim » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:07 am

5AF has better hockey discussion than lgp...

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Postby llipgh2 » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:07 am

Wives tales about coming into money:

Itchy left palm means you are going to get money.

Sneezing 3 times in a row means you're going to get money.

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Postby Pavement » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:34 am

Wives tales about coming into money:

Itchy left palm means you are going to get money.

Sneezing 3 times in a row means you're going to get money.
The sneezing one applies when you're pregnant as well I think. Once for a girl, twice for a boy? :?

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:49 am

Wives tales about coming into money:

Itchy left palm means you are going to get money.

Sneezing 3 times in a row means you're going to get money.
I sneeze in 3s all the time, and can confirm I rarely to never get money.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:51 am

drink your milk so you grow big and strong



=(

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Postby tifosi77 » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:47 pm

When you have a sore throat, sock a wool sock/scarf in rubbing alcohol and wrap your throat overnight.

For earaches, wrap an onion poultice in wool, and hold it against your ear overnight.
Those aren't old wives' tales, your mom was just trolling you. Be thankful you weren't reared in the age of Facebook and Instagram. ;)
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