Hot or Not: Amy Schumer edition

[skullman80]

Pirelli calendar I do believe.

[CBear3]

Pirelli ad:
Her face and neck are about six shades lighter than her body, but other than that she looks like an average woman. Some interesting lighting/makeup/photoshop at work there.

[iamjs]

Were these for the Pirelli calendar, or a different set of pics?

There was one that was from the Pirelli calendar that was posted on my FB feed.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/30/entertain ... index.html

(Disclaimer: It takes a few clicks, but it's the same pic. Depending on your workplace, you may not want to click.)

[dodint]

The pose is awkward. Not in a kitchy way, but in a starved for attention kind of way.

[Silentom]

I agree, weird pose. But, she looks like what an average woman would look like, IMO.

[blackjack68]

Can we at least settle the question now with, NOT HOT?

[Silentom]

Looks like I voted for hot way back when. I'll stick to that.

[dodint]

She has a sweet sort of magnetism about her that I've liked since I first saw her stand-up. I'm not tossing that aside for some poorly posed photo. Put her in an FHM type shoot and I bet it swings the other way completely. It worked for Rachel Ray and she's below average and has an obnoxious personality.

[skullman80]

That is def an odd pose, but I still think she is pretty attractive, plus her personality is fun so that is bonus points. She'd be fun to have a couple of beers with.

[blackjack68]

Fun and Sweet do not equal HOT.

[skullman80]

She's not supermodel hot but she isn't awful. She looks like an average healthy woman nothing wrong with that.

[shmenguin]

she's overweight. not obese, but enough that "healthy" wouldn't be among the first adjectives.

[dodint]

I'd put Schumer above Silverman even though SS is objectively "hotter" but also has a really through-the-ringer-dirty quality.

[count2infinity]

she's overweight. not obese, but enough that "healthy" wouldn't be among the first adjectives.

Not that BMI should mean anything at all, but she's right on the boarderline between healthy and overweight according to her googled stats.

[skullman80]

she's overweight. not obese, but enough that "healthy" wouldn't be among the first adjectives.

Meh. I prefer women to not be beanpoles. She looks healthy and normal to me. That's not the most flattering picture either. I mean most women in that pose are going to have rolls showing unless you are super skinny.

[dodint]

It's a very unnatural pose which is why it's such a shame. Her fresh easy going fun persona is what makes her attractive and Leibowitz contorted her right out of it. Art is dumb.

[shmenguin]

she's overweight. not obese, but enough that "healthy" wouldn't be among the first adjectives.

Meh. I prefer women to not be beanpoles. She looks healthy and normal to me. That's not the most flattering picture either. I mean most women in that pose are going to have rolls showing unless you are super skinny.

objectively, she would be healthier if she was thinner. belly fat, in particular, is bad news. i'm not trying to be a prick about it, but under normal conditions, if a person wants to be healthy, they should absolutely try to be thinner than amy schumer.

but she does look normal, yes.

[grunthy]

Unless you have six pack abs or a twig, anyone in that position would have rolls on their stomach.

[tifosi77]

She is what I call 'office hot'. If she worked at your company, she's the chick Dave from Accounting would hook up with after getting shtty on eggnog at the holiday party.

She has her qualities, but other than sense of humor and attitude, none of them are things I'd go for.

[Pavel Bure]

I don't like her because every interview I've heard her do, she has an attitude of being better than everyone. That's perhaps the biggest turn off.

[dodint]

Source of the post 'office hot'

'Deployment hot' is also a thing. Easy way to elevate a 4 to a 9 is to send her to a combat zone.

[columbia]

I've used the term "conference hot."

[Craig]

she's overweight. not obese, but enough that "healthy" wouldn't be among the first adjectives.

Meh. I prefer women to not be beanpoles. She looks healthy and normal to me. That's not the most flattering picture either. I mean most women in that pose are going to have rolls showing unless you are super skinny.

objectively, she would be healthier if she was thinner. belly fat, in particular, is bad news. i'm not trying to be a prick about it, but under normal conditions, if a person wants to be healthy, they should absolutely try to be thinner than amy schumer.

but she does look normal, yes.

Isnt the belly the first place your body puts fat?

[dodint]

Source of the post 'office hot'

'Deployment hot' is also a thing. Easy way to elevate a 4 to a 9 is to send her to a combat zone.

Exhibit A:

[tifosi77]

Deployment goggles.... lol