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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Sun Sep 06, 2020 12:01 pm

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Postby blackjack68 » Sun Sep 06, 2020 12:11 pm

...protractor!

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Postby grunthy » Sun Sep 06, 2020 12:16 pm

A communist joke is never funny....



.... unless everyone gets it.

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Postby dodint » Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:29 pm

Was Trump's medevac to Walter Reed Kung Flu Flighting?

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Postby NTP66 » Sun Oct 04, 2020 9:46 am

What's the Presidential ventilator called?
Forced Air One

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Postby tifosi77 » Wed Oct 14, 2020 7:43 pm

Boomerangs are Australia's largest export.

They are also their largest import.

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Postby MR25 » Fri Oct 16, 2020 3:46 pm

When an eel bites your thigh
And you bleed out and die

That's a Moray

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Postby CBear3 » Fri Oct 16, 2020 4:32 pm

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies

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Postby tifosi77 » Fri Oct 16, 2020 4:47 pm

That moray thing made me laugh more than I ought to admit.

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Postby mikey » Fri Oct 16, 2020 5:10 pm

I had to google it... :(

I've seen that word before, but I didn't really know what it was...

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Postby Tomas » Tue Mar 16, 2021 6:30 pm

I JUST PAID $0.45 FOR A CONCERT TICKET!!!
50 Cent.
Also featuring Nickelback.

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Postby NTP66 » Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:25 am

@dodint may be the only one to get this, lol


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Postby dodint » Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:47 am

:face:

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Postby NTP66 » Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:49 am

:lol:

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Postby MR25 » Mon Mar 14, 2022 1:02 pm

Karl Marx is historically known as a philosopher, but no one ever mentions his sister Onya, inventor of the starting pistol.

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Postby Gaucho » Thu May 12, 2022 4:30 am

The Department of Player Safety.

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Postby NAN » Wed May 18, 2022 10:58 am

How do you get ready for a space party....
You planet

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Tue Jan 24, 2023 6:07 pm

just thought of this




why couldn’t the cucumber seed decide to grow or not?



it was in a pickle

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