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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 6:26 pm
by shmenguin
No need. I was a five star man before the internet and I'm a five star man now
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 6:59 pm
by Kane
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 7:01 pm
by NTP66
The rise of hero0fwar.
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:40 am
by shafnutz05
On a scale of 1 to Dennis Reynolds, my impatience with other drivers is at about a 7 and it’s becoming problematic.
I used to live somewhere where I never went on any roads over 25, so there were no issues with dimwits not knowing the speed limit. I moved out to PA with more open roads and it turns out that people are god damned idiots who have no clue what the speed limit is at any time.
I'm not looking forward to commuting again.
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:31 pm
by NTP66
@AuthorTony: Where were you on Monday?
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:36 pm
by AuthorTony
@AuthorTony: Where were you on Monday?
Ha - that's awesome!
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:36 pm
by NTP66
Open carry, good. Knife, bad.
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:56 am
by Gaucho
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 12:49 pm
by crusherstasiak
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 1:36 pm
by Gaucho
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 7:59 pm
by blackjack68
Google “Florida Man” followed by your birth month and date.
I got:
https://vinepair.com/booze-news/florida ... -tiki-hut/
“On Jan. 13 at 8 a.m., the U.S. Coast Guard found a man slumped over the wheel of a stolen, floating tiki hut. The hut was reported stolen by Crusin’ Tikis the night before, and offered little shelter for its captor.”
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:03 pm
by dodint
"Florida Man 'Violently' Punches Gas Pumps, Car Wash Drive Thru and Trees After Argument With Girlfriend"
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:34 pm
by robbiestoupe
My Florida man bday is boring so I googled Florida woman instead:
“Florida Woman Arrested for Fart Attack”
Much better
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:58 pm
by Dickie Dunn
Good day apparently:
Nude Florida man burns himself while dancing in flames, chanting 'gibberish'
Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend, police say
Florida man pulls gun on chief’s daughter over cream cheese at Starbucks, police say
Deputies: Florida man claims he downed 18 beers, Xanax before setting house fire
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:44 pm
by PFiDC
Florida man arrested for punching girlfriend, who changed channel during Super Bowl, in face. .
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 10:10 pm
by tifosi77
This is a photo of my actual actual Netflix search results for 'cocaine'
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:18 am
by Gaucho
Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden
Florida Man Is Re-Arrested Just Minutes After His Release
Florida man accused of stealing samurai sword, truck arrested after leaving cellphone at crime scene
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:29 am
by NTP66
"A 45-year-old Florida man is accused of throwing a bowl of pancake dough at a woman preparing dinner"
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:38 am
by King Colby
Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden
Florida Man Is Re-Arrested Just Minutes After His Release
Florida man accused of stealing samurai sword, truck arrested after leaving cellphone at crime scene
They arrested a truck???
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:41 am
by King Colby
So I did this Florida man game a couple years ago and am pleased to say 2020 brought me a new headline!
Original:
Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape From Truck During Traffic Stop
New:
Florida man arrested for beating and throwing chair at child in doughnut dispute
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:24 am
by shoeshine boy
it's been awhile so I'll play too:
October 17
Florida man with ‘half a head’ arrested on attempted murder, arson charges
Florida man kills family friend for ‘trying to pick up’ his imaginary girlfriend
Florida man arrested after stolen horse found butchered for meat
Florida Woman for this date is pretty good too:
Veronica Posey, 325-pound Florida woman, charged with killing girl by sitting on her
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:40 am
by Troy Loney
morbid
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:44 am
by LITT
Man Says He Was ‘Possessed’ When He Beheaded Girlfriend, Is Acquitted
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:49 am
by Troy Loney
Florida Man Accused Of Spitting At Boy Who Refused To Remove Mask
Topical
But not the good one
Florida Man on Flakka Thinks He's Possessed, Strips Naked, Disrupts Traffic on I-95
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:09 am
by AuthorTony
Only two good ones for my birthday:
Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven
Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House
Edit: Florida woman offers a doozy.
Florida woman lived with dismembered boyfriend for months