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Postby AuthorTony » Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:38 pm

Why are they laughing rather than screaming in terror?

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Postby faftorial » Sat Jun 19, 2021 12:51 am

Why are they laughing rather than screaming in terror?
Screaming in terror is so yesterday. It's all post ironic now.

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Postby NTP66 » Sat Jun 19, 2021 5:58 am

Why are they laughing rather than screaming in terror?
They’re Australian.

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Postby Gaucho » Sat Jun 19, 2021 6:12 am

these people are crazy

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Postby NTP66 » Sat Jun 19, 2021 6:58 am

Correct.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Sun Jun 20, 2021 7:08 am

:lol:

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Postby shoeshine boy » Sun Jun 20, 2021 12:44 pm



NJ signed it last October. Enjoyed my day off today.
Kemp is too busy not-so-subtly threatening teenagers with rifles.

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Postby Shyster » Sun Jun 20, 2021 4:33 pm

Kemp is too busy not-so-subtly threatening teenagers with rifles.

That's a shotgun.

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Postby faftorial » Sun Jun 20, 2021 5:10 pm

That's beside the point.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Sun Jun 20, 2021 5:29 pm

I was talking to an older woman at our church who had said she's a big Pens fan. As it turns out, her granddaughter is marrying Steve Mears next summer!

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Postby shoeshine boy » Sun Jun 20, 2021 7:15 pm

Kemp is too busy not-so-subtly threatening teenagers with rifles.

That's a shotgun.
which shows I know nothing about guns. what's the difference between a rifle and a shotgun?

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Postby faftorial » Sun Jun 20, 2021 7:34 pm

I was talking to an older woman at our church who had said she's a big Pens fan. As it turns out, her granddaughter is marrying Steve Mears next summer!
So you'll be our insider at the wedding?

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Postby Kane » Sun Jun 20, 2021 8:43 pm

Make sure you have plenty of stats.

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Postby Shyster » Sun Jun 20, 2021 9:45 pm

which shows I know nothing about guns. what's the difference between a rifle and a shotgun?

A rifle has a rifled barrel (spiral grooves running down the length of the bore) in order to stabilize the bullets it fires, which are loaded into the gun into the form of cartridges. The bullet digs into the grooves and is "spun up" as it goes down the barrel, so that the bullet is gyroscopically stabilized in flight. That makes rifles suitable for precise, long-range shots.

A shotgun has a smoothbore barrel (no rifling) and fires shot (little round pellets of lead, steel, tungsten, or bismuth), which is loaded into the gun in the form of shells. Each shell carries multiple pellets of shot, which range in widely in size; big pellets are used on larger game, and small pellets are used on small game. Because the barrel imparts no stabilization to the pellets, they spread out relatively rapidly after leaving the barrel. The level of spread can be controlled by devices called chokes. Shotguns are most suitable for short-range shots and shots on moving targets, such as birds in flight or running rabbits. Shotguns are also used for the clay-target sports of trap, skeet, and sporting clays.

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Postby count2infinity » Mon Jun 21, 2021 6:50 am

Both are boom boom sticks and it wouldn’t matter which he was holding in that. They would convey the same message, although for whatever reason, the traditional “you best take good care of my daughter” weapon of choice is the shotgun. You’re good, shoeshine boy.

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Postby faftorial » Mon Jun 21, 2021 8:21 am

"Long gun".

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Postby shoeshine boy » Mon Jun 21, 2021 8:46 am

Both are boom boom sticks and it wouldn’t matter which he was holding in that. They would convey the same message, although for whatever reason, the traditional “you best take good care of my daughter” weapon of choice is the shotgun. You’re good, shoeshine boy.
A rifle has a rifled barrel (spiral grooves running down the length of the bore) in order to stabilize the bullets it fires, which are loaded into the gun into the form of cartridges. The bullet digs into the grooves and is "spun up" as it goes down the barrel, so that the bullet is gyroscopically stabilized in flight. That makes rifles suitable for precise, long-range shots.

A shotgun has a smoothbore barrel (no rifling) and fires shot (little round pellets of lead, steel, tungsten, or bismuth), which is loaded into the gun in the form of shells. Each shell carries multiple pellets of shot, which range in widely in size; big pellets are used on larger game, and small pellets are used on small game. Because the barrel imparts no stabilization to the pellets, they spread out relatively rapidly after leaving the barrel. The level of spread can be controlled by devices called chokes. Shotguns are most suitable for short-range shots and shots on moving targets, such as birds in flight or running rabbits. Shotguns are also used for the clay-target sports of trap, skeet, and sporting clays.
I appreciate both explanations. :lol:

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Postby PFiDC » Mon Jun 21, 2021 4:47 pm

Image

If I wasn't already in the midst of a Facebook ban I would be now....

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Postby faftorial » Mon Jun 21, 2021 5:54 pm

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If I wasn't already in the midst of a Facebook ban I would be now....
What's your beef?

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Postby dodint » Mon Jun 21, 2021 5:55 pm

Faftorial loves a good Lemon Party.

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Postby Shyster » Mon Jun 21, 2021 5:55 pm

This is a pervert test, but I'm not sure whether PFiDC would count as passing or failing. :lol:

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Postby faftorial » Mon Jun 21, 2021 5:57 pm

Faftorial loves a good Lemon Party.
I've never heard of such a thing. What am I missing?

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Postby faftorial » Mon Jun 21, 2021 5:59 pm

This?
One of the unholy trinity of internet pictures which all must witness to be 'jaded internet users' (tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty), lemonparty is probably the tamest of the three by just being hardcore old man gay orgy sex. Believe me, the other two are worse.

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Postby Shyster » Mon Jun 21, 2021 6:00 pm

That.

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