Randomness Dos

[tifosi77]

Naggers

[robbiestoupe]

woof, bad meow there tif

[Morkle]

Didn't realize it wasn't censored. Stupid hilarious South Park.

[Ad@m]

Why did I even watch this

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/can ... 26774.html

A blog post on her website goes into detail about her harrowing ordeal. On New Year’s Eve 2019, Marczewski was diagnosed with terminal cancer after “innumerable tumors” were found on her lungs, liver, lymph nodes, ribs, and spine, and she was told she had six months to live. In July 2020 she went into remission, but tragically, the cancer soon returned. “I have had cancer three times now, and I have barely passed 30,” the singer’s blog post reads.

[blackjack68]

I always feel like the transition from Jeopardy to Wheel of Fortune is "and now, something for dumb people."

But then I'm a Family Feud fan so it's not like I can cast any stones here.

It really does feel that way. The contrast between the two shows is perfect. Pat Sajak's barely-disguised disdain for the stupidity of his contestants puts it over the top too. And the incessant clapping. Perfect show for Americans.

I’ve always equated the transition to driving down the highway at 80 and throwing your car into reverse.

[Kane]

https://www.photopea.com/

[NTP66]

https://www.photopea.com/

That's a decent free online editor, but christ is it sluggish.

[Ad@m]

JFC

Michael Packard has a whale of a tale to tell: He survived being in a humpback whale’s mouth early Friday morning.

Around 8 a.m., the 56-year-old lobster diver jumped from his boat off the coast of Provincetown, Massachusetts, to check one of his traps.

Packard was 45 feet below the ocean’s surface when he suddenly “felt this huge bump and everything went dark,” he told Boston-based CBS affiliate WBZ.

At first, Packard said, he feared he was the victim of a shark attack, but after noticing a lack of sharp teeth, he realized he was in the mouth of a whale that he believes was trying to swallow him.

“All of a sudden, I felt this huge shove and the next thing I knew it was completely black,” Packard told the Cape Cod Times. “I thought to myself, ‘there’s no way I’m getting out of here. I’m done, I’m dead.’ All I could think of was my boys, they’re 12 and 15 years old.”

Packard, who was still breathing through his regulator, said he struggled to get free. That apparently caused the whale to shake its head. Within 30 or 40 seconds, he said, the animal surfaced and ejected Packard from its mouth.

Packard’s shipmate, Josiah Mayo, says he saw Packard being expelled from the whale and fished him out of the water.

“My first thought was I can’t believe I got out of that situation. My second thought was for how injured I was,” Packard told the Cape Cod Times.

Packard was taken to a local hospital, but his injuries turned out to be less severe than he first thought ― just a lot of soft tissue damage.

Marine mammal expert Peter Corkeron of the New England Aquarium told the Boston Herald that whales like the one that Packard says he encountered don’t actually eat people: They are “gulp feeders” that “slurp up as much as they can and then swallow it down.”

Corkeron suspects the whale was just trying to get fish and had no intention of turning Packard into breakfast.

He also said there’s evidence suggesting that humpbacks can be “altruistic” toward humans, which may be why the creature swam to the surface before spitting out Packard.

“It’s perfectly believable that the whale was trying to help him,” Corkeron said.

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

If everyone he knows doesn't call him Jonah for the rest of his life, they're doing it wrong.

[willeyeam]

That's insane and totally terrifying but that guys got a pretty good story to tell for the rest of his life

[PFiDC]

Must've been one of them Star Trek IV whales...

[NTP66]

He did a Reddit AMA:

[NTP66]

The top comment and reply… dude needs to buy some scratch offs ASAP.

[Freddy Rumsen]

People watch too many Disney films.

The whale was not trying to help him. It was trying to get the nasty tasting rubber thing out of its mouth.

[Gaucho]

nah, the big fish wanted to be friends

[meow]

Mammal

[shafnutz05]

Mammal

Whatever

[Gaucho]

Mammal

dude

[faftorial]

[LeopardLetang]

I always feel like the transition from Jeopardy to Wheel of Fortune is "and now, something for dumb people."

But then I'm a Family Feud fan so it's not like I can cast any stones here.

It really does feel that way. The contrast between the two shows is perfect. Pat Sajak's barely-disguised disdain for the stupidity of his contestants puts it over the top too. And the incessant clapping. Perfect show for Americans.

I’ve always equated the transition to driving down the highway at 80 and throwing your car into reverse.

i did that once

[Troy Loney]

Woke up on Sunday morning and there was a collection of random **** on my front porch (car key, glasses, loose change and a small metal case).

My dog barked at like 3am, I think, one of those cases where you are coming out of sleep and you can't tell if the noise was real or in the dream. So, I do think my dog noticed the person, but I just didn't know at the time. My wife naturally freaked out, I didn't really care. my first impression was, some drunk person wandered up. But I am finding that to be unlikely. My dog is annoying as **** when someone comes near the house on the porch, it would have been a prolonged barking fit that woke everyone up.

Called the police and they wrote up a found property report, my thought is, this stuff belongs to someone that got robbed, whoever took it, thought it worthless and dumped it on our porch. No other explanation makes any sense.

[Freddy Rumsen]

[shafnutz05]

Wow, that's crazy.

[MR25]

Given that people had power out, and PWSA decided to work on our water main yesterday and left us without water for 8 hours:

Which would you rather give up for a day: running water or electricity?

[NTP66]

During summer? Running water, 100%.