Randomness Dos

[NTP66]

Happy Birthday @Gaucho

[willeyeam]

hbd gaucho

[eddy]

Happy birthday gaucho, I got you a solar eclipse, hope you enjoy it

[skullman80]

HBD Gaucho!

[mikey]

All right, G. Enjoy it, sir.

[meow]

happy birthday you old sailor you

[RonnieFranchise]

Hope you get some spangled leather poncho time today

[Shyster]

Happy Birthday!

[Gaucho]

thanks, everyone!

[tifosi77]

Happy birthday, dear Gaucho!

[Gaucho]

[Pavel Bure]

Just learned that when selecting a bowling ball it should be about 10% of your body weight up to about 160lbs. After that it’s whatever weight is comfortable.

I also came to the conclusion that whomever came up with that was a really good bullshitter and just threw it out randomly when asked one time.

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

There's too much confusion.

[nocera]

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

Perhaps if you took a walk all along the watchtower you'd get some relief.

[meow]

What?! What don’t you get?!

[nocera]

[tifosi77]

There must be some kind of way out of here....... said the joker to the thief.

Props to using Julie Newmar

[meow]

“I don’t get it! I don’t get it! Let’s make a bug!!”

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

[dodint]

Now that OJ is dead various NDAs are void:

https://twitter.com/mouvement33/status/ ... 5881829792

I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative assistant to the President of Student Affairs that semester in the work/study program.

In early 1995, Robert Shapiro and Robert Kardashian (USC Alumni) walked up to my desk and said they had an appt with my boss. I was studying to be a criminal defense lawyer with a dual major in PoliSci and International Relations so I knew who they were. The meeting lasted about 30 mins.

After they left I looked at my boss like wtf was that all about!? He walked me outside and we sat by the old sprawling big tree outside Topping and my boss lit a cigarette for the first time in years and told me I had to sign an NDA because I could confirm OJ's lawyers were there for a meeting. Then he told me what the meeting was about.

Before OJ could graduate from USC, the university paid off two families of two blonde white girls that he had dated and battered. They had both gone to the LAPD to report it. One claimed he also sexually assaulted her in their relationship. The school had a vested interest in OJ going far in football and protected him at all costs. OJ had been in custody for 6 months and lawyers were in the discovery process for the trial and OJ's friend Robert Kardashian, who knew OJ from also being a student at USC, thought it would be best if those stories never saw the light of day. So a large check was written, given to my boss, and they left. I'll never forget holding that check.

Now, did you hear about this before now? Nope. That's how much power money enables.

After he was acquitted I changed my major to Philosophy/Psychology double major. I understood that I could harm society more than not if I pursued law. This is also why I abhor the Kardashians. They're rich thugs. Nothing more.

[DigitalGypsy66]

Ha, I was a PoliSci major who wanted to go to law school around that time as well. I halfheartedly took the LSAT and got waitlisted at U of SC school of law, but by then I too was disillusioned with the legal system and never pursued it further.

[tifosi77]

While I have no doubts whatsoever that Nicole Brown was probably not the only white blonde female OJ beat up, that story has an odd smell about it. There would be no reason whatsoever for her boss to disclose the nature of the meeting when the only piece of information she knew was that Shapiro and Kardashian had been at the student center together. And the boss telling her material facts of the meeting would've presumably violated his own nondisclosure obligations.

[tifosi77]

"That's how much power money enables"

Whose money? Did any of it go your way? Was your silence bought? If so, how much did it cost them (surely you can share that now)?