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Postby NTP66 » Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:39 am

Good luck with things, DD.

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Postby shmenguin » Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:10 am

I enjoyed running around with my friends... it was just something to do.
you mean when you were little? after 6th grade or so, this doesn't really track in organized leagues

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Postby count2infinity » Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:22 am

I enjoyed running around with my friends... it was just something to do.
you mean when you were little? after 6th grade or so, this doesn't really track in organized leagues
Yeah... when I was little. Right around 6th or 7th grade I gave up on organized baseball, around that time gave up basketball all together, really only played organized soccer after that, and even then I was just doing it because I liked hanging out with my friends. Of course I loved the sport, but I wasn't really all that good. I just liked hanging out with that group of guys.

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:30 pm

The woman in the next room over just delivered and I am **** terrified.

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Postby NTP66 » Sat May 01, 2021 6:18 am

Why, is that one yours, too?

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Postby shafnutz05 » Sat May 01, 2021 6:21 am

The woman in the next room over just delivered and I am **** terrified.
Dude just saw your post... Congratulations!! Best wishes for a speedy and healthy delivery.

And yes, we had a woman down the hall have a very loud delivery. My wife barely made a sound.

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Postby meow » Sat May 01, 2021 6:22 am

Being a dad is the easiest thing ever. But I guess it’s also the hardest thing ever. So maybe it’s the most average difficulty thing ever.

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Postby King Colby » Sat May 01, 2021 7:47 am

Delivery room was an adrenaline induced blur the first time around. 28 hours of labor. I basically don't remember any of it.

2nd time it was a walk in the park.

Note - this is from the perspective of the person not doing any of the work.

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Postby robbiestoupe » Sat May 01, 2021 8:25 am

Why, is that one yours, too?
:lol:

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Sat May 01, 2021 9:18 am

Why, is that one yours, too?
Lol.

Thanks people. Made his arrival at 1:26 this morning. Right as we went to bed around one the previous morning my wife went “Hmm that felt different. Wonder if this is it.” That feeling had continued to when she woke me up at 5:30 AM. My big plans to sleep in one last time this weekend were severely ruined. Just over 24 hours of labor, the wonder of an epidural, and just under 30 minutes of pushing and here were are. I’m very tired.

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Postby meow » Sat May 01, 2021 9:22 am

I’m very tired.
Congrats! Get used to it. You’ll feel like this for :checks watch: the next 3-7 years

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Postby NTP66 » Sat May 01, 2021 9:24 am

Congrats, DD!
I’m very tired.
Congrats! Get used to it. You’ll feel like this for :checks watch: the next 3-7 years
This is a cold, hard fact. But it’s totally worth it.

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Postby shafnutz05 » Sat May 01, 2021 11:37 am

Congrats @Dickie Dunn!!!

Man, excitement like this almost convinces me I want a third :lol:

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Postby Orlando Penguin » Sat May 01, 2021 11:48 am

The irony of @Dickie Dunn being called DAD!.

Congrats.

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Postby NTP66 » Sat May 01, 2021 11:58 am

OP just signed his own death wish.

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Postby King Colby » Sat May 01, 2021 12:35 pm

Happy birthday, Little Richard.

Congrats man.

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Postby King Colby » Sat May 01, 2021 12:35 pm

Or maybe Little Richette?

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Postby mac5155 » Sat May 01, 2021 1:33 pm

DON'T ASSUME GENDER!

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Sat May 01, 2021 1:46 pm

The irony of @Dickie Dunn being called DAD!.

Congrats.
**** me I guess

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Postby DigitalGypsy66 » Sat May 01, 2021 2:00 pm

Congrats! Now the fun begins...

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Postby skullman80 » Sun May 02, 2021 2:03 pm

Congrats!

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Postby PFiDC » Sun May 02, 2021 2:28 pm

Why, is that one yours, too?
Lol.

Thanks people. Made his arrival at 1:26 this morning. Right as we went to bed around one the previous morning my wife went “Hmm that felt different. Wonder if this is it.” That feeling had continued to when she woke me up at 5:30 AM. My big plans to sleep in one last time this weekend were severely ruined. Just over 24 hours of labor, the wonder of an epidural, and just under 30 minutes of pushing and here were are. I’m very tired.
Congrats!

My ex had a similar Labor. Once the epidural was given she went from 3cm to pushing in 30 minutes. Pushed twice. She also broke my finger squeezing my hand.

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Postby NTP66 » Sun May 02, 2021 3:13 pm

PFiDC shall now be known as dodint fingers.

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Postby PFiDC » Sun May 02, 2021 3:42 pm

Niiiiice

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Postby Morkle » Mon May 03, 2021 9:35 am

Why, is that one yours, too?
Lol.

Thanks people. Made his arrival at 1:26 this morning. Right as we went to bed around one the previous morning my wife went “Hmm that felt different. Wonder if this is it.” That feeling had continued to when she woke me up at 5:30 AM. My big plans to sleep in one last time this weekend were severely ruined. Just over 24 hours of labor, the wonder of an epidural, and just under 30 minutes of pushing and here were are. I’m very tired.
Congrats! My wife was induced, and start to finish it took 19 hours to get to maybe 30 minutes of pushing. Process is crazy, but so exciting to be a part of.

Real question, did you look during birth? I did, totally wild.

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