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These days, hands down, it’s no contest. Fast break has it all. You like Reese’s cups? We got you. You like chewy? We got you. None of the hard nuts that could chip a tooth. It’s just the best.

no poll? bad thread

Two posts and this thread is already going down in flames!

These days, hands down, it’s no contest. Fast break has it all. You like Reese’s cups? We got you. You like chewy? We got you. None of the hard nuts that could chip a tooth. It’s just the best.

Those are good.

oh baby what is you doing

I feel like we did this one already. With a poll, no less.

But Zagnuts are the best candy bar.

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A poll would indicate there’s a better candy bar. I also searched and couldn’t find a candy bar thread although I do feel like there was something similar at some point.

In summation

Fast breaks are the best
Weeny, eat a Dick Tarnstrom

My vote is for that one candy bar, whatchamacallit, oh yeah, peanut butter snickers

No Crunch, invalid poll.

Weeny, eat a Dick Tarnstrom

Don’t think I’ve heard of that candy bar before

How many of these bars overlap...? I honestly don't know, but I assumed that there's a few that are either gross, garbage c**t coconut covered in generic chocolate, while others are gross, garbage dick nuts covered in generic chocolate...

A-tier
Heath
Payday
Snickers
Baby Ruth
Take Five
Fast break

B-tier
Cookies n Cream Hershey’s
100 Grand
Butterfinger

C-tier
Hershey’s
Twix
Milky Way
Kit-Kat
Crunch

F-tier
3 Musketeers
Almond Joy
Mounds
Mr. Goodbar



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My vote is for that one candy bar, whatchamacallit, oh yeah, peanut butter snickers

10/10. Would read again

When fresh Reece's peanut butter cups dominate. But they're often stale and thus inedible, one bite spit it out and throw the pack away. I've done that with king sized packs. Better luck with any seasonal variety. Egg then Tree then Heart then Pumpkin. Best are the smallish eggs in the bags. The thin ones are great too. A few other small varieties are grand. Big cups and their varieties are good.

Then Butterfingers

Peanut butter cups are not candy bars

Which one has swirling chocolate in the commercial?

Mallow cup season is upon us, prepare ye bodies

My Dad is a Mallo Cup junkie.
I prefer the Boyer butterscotch ones myself.

But, as weenie said (it wasn't an original thought, I mentioned it about a week ago), Reeses' Cups are not candy bars.

I imagine MiMH saw this and parroted it:

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bite size almond joys are the perfect bite-size candy bar

Gimme all your Almond Joys you coconut hating pussies.

Take 5

I haven't had a candy bar in literally decades. If I'm going to consume empty calories, I'd much rather drink a dram or two of whiskey, or eat a nice slice of cake or pie, than eat any form of candy.