Best Candy Bar

What is the best candy bar

Fast Break
1
3%
Snickers
7
23%
Milky Way
2
7%
3 Musketeers
1
3%
Nutrageous
0
No votes
Zagnut
2
7%
Baby Ruth
0
No votes
Toblerone
1
3%
Butterfinger
2
7%
Twix
8
27%
Kit Kat
4
13%
Mounds
0
No votes
Almond Joy
1
3%
100 Grand
1
3%
Hershey Bar
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 30
Pavel Bure
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Postby Pavel Bure » Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:52 pm

These days, hands down, it’s no contest. Fast break has it all. You like Reese’s cups? We got you. You like chewy? We got you. None of the hard nuts that could chip a tooth. It’s just the best.
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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:54 pm

no poll? bad thread

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Postby blackjack68 » Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:56 pm

Two posts and this thread is already going down in flames!

😆

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Postby faftorial » Thu Sep 16, 2021 2:10 pm

These days, hands down, it’s no contest. Fast break has it all. You like Reese’s cups? We got you. You like chewy? We got you. None of the hard nuts that could chip a tooth. It’s just the best.
Those are good.

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Postby meow » Thu Sep 16, 2021 2:12 pm

oh baby what is you doing

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Postby Kane » Thu Sep 16, 2021 2:29 pm

I feel like we did this one already. With a poll, no less.

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Postby Kane » Thu Sep 16, 2021 2:35 pm

But Zagnuts are the best candy bar.

/thread

Pavel Bure
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Postby Pavel Bure » Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:37 pm

A poll would indicate there’s a better candy bar. I also searched and couldn’t find a candy bar thread although I do feel like there was something similar at some point.

In summation

Fast breaks are the best
Weeny, eat a Dick Tarnstrom

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Postby eddy » Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:39 pm

My vote is for that one candy bar, whatchamacallit, oh yeah, peanut butter snickers

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Postby Beveridge » Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:08 pm

No Crunch, invalid poll.

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:10 pm

Weeny, eat a Dick Tarnstrom
Don’t think I’ve heard of that candy bar before

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Postby mikey » Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:13 pm

How many of these bars overlap...? I honestly don't know, but I assumed that there's a few that are either gross, garbage c**t coconut covered in generic chocolate, while others are gross, garbage dick nuts covered in generic chocolate...

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:31 pm

A-tier
Heath
Payday
Snickers
Baby Ruth
Take Five
Fast break

B-tier
Cookies n Cream Hershey’s
100 Grand
Butterfinger

C-tier
Hershey’s
Twix
Milky Way
Kit-Kat
Crunch

F-tier
3 Musketeers
Almond Joy
Mounds
Mr. Goodbar



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PFiDC
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Postby PFiDC » Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:47 pm

My vote is for that one candy bar, whatchamacallit, oh yeah, peanut butter snickers
10/10. Would read again

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Postby meow » Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:09 pm

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Postby LeopardLetang » Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:13 pm

When fresh Reece's peanut butter cups dominate. But they're often stale and thus inedible, one bite spit it out and throw the pack away. I've done that with king sized packs. Better luck with any seasonal variety. Egg then Tree then Heart then Pumpkin. Best are the smallish eggs in the bags. The thin ones are great too. A few other small varieties are grand. Big cups and their varieties are good.

Then Butterfingers

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Postby MalkinIsMyHomeboy » Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:16 pm

Peanut butter cups are not candy bars

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Postby meow » Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:24 pm

Which one has swirling chocolate in the commercial?

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Postby eddy » Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:34 pm

Mallow cup season is upon us, prepare ye bodies

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Postby dodint » Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:50 pm

My Dad is a Mallo Cup junkie.
I prefer the Boyer butterscotch ones myself.

But, as weenie said (it wasn't an original thought, I mentioned it about a week ago), Reeses' Cups are not candy bars.

I imagine MiMH saw this and parroted it:

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PFiDC
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Postby PFiDC » Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:51 pm

Beetlejuice.Zagnut.gif

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Postby eddy » Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:54 pm

bite size almond joys are the perfect bite-size candy bar

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Postby Dickie Dunn » Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:12 pm

Gimme all your Almond Joys you coconut hating pussies.

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Postby LITT » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:10 pm

Take 5

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Postby Shyster » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:10 pm

I haven't had a candy bar in literally decades. If I'm going to consume empty calories, I'd much rather drink a dram or two of whiskey, or eat a nice slice of cake or pie, than eat any form of candy.

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