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Posted: **Fri Sep 25, 2020 12:02 am**

Dude, it's Thursday.

I have enough PTO left to take every Friday off from next week until the end of the year. I'm seriously considering doing it.

Posted: **Sat Sep 26, 2020 5:56 pm**

Posted: **Sat Oct 10, 2020 10:21 pm**

I drunk on homemade sangria and this is going to hurt so bad in the morning.

Posted: **Sat Oct 10, 2020 10:37 pm**

I drunk... lol

Posted: **Sat Oct 10, 2020 10:38 pm**

And me too... started with a willett old fashioned. Then buffalo trace with a cube. Then four roses with coke.

Posted: **Sat Oct 10, 2020 10:42 pm**

Just so much sugar. I have a headache already and I am not even to bed yet.

Posted: **Sat Oct 10, 2020 11:16 pm**

Water is your friend

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:15 am**

I had three beers Friday night, wasn't even really buzzed, and slept like utter sht and woke up with a slight hangover.

This is actually really upsetting to me. I can't hang anymore.

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:45 am**

Whew. Buddies house for horseshoes and closing his pool. Five shots and 20ish beers later I was a bit tipsy.

Need a nap already.

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2020 8:48 am**

This is why I loathe trophy hunting. What kind of sicko would want to murder an elephant?

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:19 am**

I had three beers Friday night, wasn't even really buzzed, and slept like utter sht and woke up with a slight hangover.

This is actually really upsetting to me. I can't hang anymore.

Dude, same here. 3 beers, no buzz, and I feel like sht the next day. Unreal when you consider 10 years ago, maybe even 5 years ago, I could slam 12 or 15 drinks in a night (beers, shots, mixed drinks, whatever you handed me) more nights of the week than not and feel perfectly fine.

Now, I feel about the same if I drink 3 or if I drink 10, so I guess I might as well drink 10.

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:38 am**

You guys are getting old.

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:41 am**

And soff

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:55 am**

Soff for sure

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2020 11:56 am**

I had 5 block house pumpkin ales last evening at a fire and am feeling the effects this AM.

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2020 12:03 pm**

So I did a stupid the other night. Over the past few months I've been picking up random six and four packs to sample. One and done types to enjoy over the long haul. Well after the wife and I had completely shite work weeks, we tied one on Friday. She stuck with blue light...I had one each of the following.

Dogfish Costumes and Karaoke...8%
Southern Tier Warlock 8.6%
Stone Xocerveza 8.1%
Delirium Nocturnum 8.5%
Troegs Nimble Giant 9%
Whole hog Pumpkin Ale 7%

Intermingled in there was a Basil Hayden and ginger as a 'palate cleanser' because of the stark style differences.

I......was not myself on Saturday morning. Nor was I anyone else, really.

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2020 10:25 pm**

That's a night my man. Is nimble giant out right now or did you have it from before?

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2020 11:06 am**

Started drinking at noon on Saturday with a few hard seltzers at this chick's apartment in NYC...
Went for brunch and had four cinnamon cider mimosas...
Came back and did a shot of tequila...
Went out for some more drinks - I think I had three or four more tequila and tonics...maybe a shot too (?), but I don't think so...
Went on a ghost tour...
Had another hard seltzer or two at around 11 or 12...
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Fell asleep at around 3:30 am
Woke up at 8:30 am
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Drank a bottle of champagne from from 11 am to 1 pm
Then a shot of tequila
Then a couple of more hard seltzers...and then I stopped drinking at 3 pm so I could go home...

Felt terrific wire to wire...and I feel very good this morning...

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2020 1:09 pm**

That's a night my man. Is nimble giant out right now or did you have it from before?

I picked it up a couple months ago (early July) , I think. My local beer store had a few 4 packs of the pints up until a couple weeks ago. I didn't notice any left the last time I stopped in as the pumpkin blight has invaded.

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2020 4:03 pm**

Started drinking at noon on Saturday with a few hard seltzers at this chick's apartment in NYC...
Went for brunch and had four cinnamon cider mimosas...
Came back and did a shot of tequila...
Went out for some more drinks - I think I had three or four more tequila and tonics...maybe a shot too (?), but I don't think so...
Went on a ghost tour...
Had another hard seltzer or two at around 11 or 12...
[Explicit scenes removed]
Fell asleep at around 3:30 am
Woke up at 8:30 am
[Explicit scene removed]
Drank a bottle of champagne from from 11 am to 1 pm
Then a shot of tequila
Then a couple of more hard seltzers...and then I stopped drinking at 3 pm so I could go home...

Felt terrific wire to wire...and I feel very good this morning...

Was she hot?

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2020 4:06 pm**

I think she's cute more than she is "hot" by my traditional definition, to be fair...but she definitely has a hot body and she's great in the rack...I feel good about it all...

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2020 4:33 pm**

Started drinking at noon on Saturday with a few hard seltzers at this chick's apartment in NYC...
Went for brunch and had four cinnamon cider mimosas...
Came back and did a shot of tequila... passed out on the couch
Went out for some more drinks - I think I had three or four more tequila and tonics...maybe a shot too (?), but I don't think so...
Went on a ghost tour...
Had another hard seltzer or two at Woke up around 11 or 12 and rushed into the bathroom...
[Explicit scenes removed]
Fell asleep at around 3:30 am
Woke up at 8:30 am and headed back to the toilet
[Explicit scene removed]
Drank a bottle of champagne Pedialyte from 11 am to 1 pm
Then a shot of tequila
Then a couple of more hard seltzers...and then I finally stopped drinking dry-heaving at 3 pm so I could go home...

Revised to reflect what would have happened to me.

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2020 4:43 pm**

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:09 pm**

I had a long hangover today that finally went away before dinner, and my neck is still dak'ed. That's what happens when you go after the multi-beered leftovers drawer.

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2020 9:43 pm**

@mikey, might want to get on the liver transplant waiting list if you aren't already. lol

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