The Drunk Tank

[Kaiser]

Keep your pants on, devil

[Shyster]

I don't really collect, because I plan on drinking every bottle I have. "Collection" to me necessarily implies not drinking the stuff. I probably should have said that I buy bottles of whiskey at a much faster rate than I consume them and therefore have amassed a substantial backlog.

[dodint]

Everything he had was open for consumption aside from one bottle that he won't open until a friend of his comes to visit.

The train that hit me was called Town Branch.

Jesus.

I have never been hit like this before. I don't drink often, but it does usually take a while for me to build up a buzz, even with bourbon. I poured three fingers of the Town Branch and was already sauced before I refreshed it.
It may have been because I had just come off the water, having been kayaking in the sun for several hours before that. And an empty stomach. Just glad I was with friends.

Keep your pants on, devil

I fell asleep in my clothes after telling my wife I would meet her in the hot tub.

[mikey]

I love this.

[dodint]

Woke up fine today. Bunch of water, Advil, and a breakfast sandwich and I was good to go. Went out and shot one of my best golf scores ever this morning, in my first full round of the year.

[shafnutz05]

Good vibes man. Glad you are having a nice time

[Shyster]

I have never been hit like this before. I don't drink often, but it does usually take a while for me to build up a buzz, even with bourbon. I poured three fingers of the Town Branch and was already sauced before I refreshed it.

It may have been because I had just come off the water, having been kayaking in the sun for several hours before that. And an empty stomach. Just glad I was with friends.

If it was the Town Branch bottle in the middle of the second shelf, you were aware that was a cask-strength bottle, yes? It's going to vary, but from the reviews out there it looks like the Town Branch True Cask version typically runs around 110 proof.

[dodint]

Yes, aware. Both before and after.

[Kaiser]

I had some shrooms 2 hours ago...

[Kaiser]

I had some shrooms 2 hours ago...

Well that was disappointing.

[LeopardLetang]

That's what I was thinking

[mikey]

Yeah, they can be hit or miss...you ever grind them up and sit them in lemon juice for 20 minutes...?

[Kaiser]

Yep



F*** it

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

No judging

[Pavel Bure]

I should be here. Pens are too old and slow to play a pressure game. God damn Sully. Steelers should have drafted O-Line. Sports ball and puck man. God damn.

[Kaiser]

Today I realize fully gh

**** you woolenm

**** dodint

[faftorial]

Today I realize fully gh

**** you woolenm

**** dodint

It's only 5pm there. Your night of drinking has only begun.

[Kaiser]

Motafu ckkaaaàaaaa

[Kaiser]

Everzy time with is mz kezboard **** up ****

[dodint]

Yut.

[faftorial]

"F dodint" is a familiar refrain ITT.

[mikey]

Grow up, Sally.

[mac5155]

Happy Christmas s

[faftorial]

[JC2]

When we sneeze, do we naturally make the sound "achoo," or are we just conditioned to?

I'm pretty sure at least 90% of my sneezes sound nothing like that, but every now and then, I sneeze and I think I conscientiously make that sound on purpose.