Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby **King Colby** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 3:05 pm

Also, only my master has an elongated bowl. Going to address that in the powder when we redo it in the spring

Postby **NTP66** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 3:07 pm

I preferred the powder room in the old house. It was downstairs, and the walls were close enough that I could put my feet up on them and really get at it.

I don’t even know what to say about this.

Postby **Gaucho** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 3:21 pm

I have one toilet and a box of matches.

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 3:27 pm

Two bathrooms. Usually use the guest because it’s the only one with the bidet (installed it there so that anyone can use it)

Postby **King Colby** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 4:20 pm

Is a shared bidet gross?

Postby **Willie Kool** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 4:36 pm

Is a shared bidet gross?

Simultaneously? Otherwise, I don't think it's much different from a shared toilet.

Postby **LeopardLetang** » Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:25 pm

We have two full bathrooms: Both are technically en suite to bedrooms with Jack-and-Jill entries, but the one that's dedicated as the 'guest bathroom' is what we call The Room For Poo. It's festooned with Poo-Pourri sprays, Febreze cans, scented air fresheners, the works.

Those stink as bad as the principle. Why not just a box of matches?

Postby **LeopardLetang** » Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:27 pm

I have one toilet and a box of matches.

I was off a page

Postby **Gaucho** » Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:15 pm

We have two full bathrooms: Both are technically en suite to bedrooms with Jack-and-Jill entries, but the one that's dedicated as the 'guest bathroom' is what we call The Room For Poo. It's festooned with Poo-Pourri sprays, Febreze cans, scented air fresheners, the works.

Those stink as bad as the principle. Why not just a box of matches?

Postby **tifosi77** » Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:40 pm

You are all wrong, and should flagellate yourselves in penance.

Postby **PFiDC** » Fri Jan 01, 2021 3:59 pm

Sit wipers seem to think stand wipers do so only after arising from the throne, clenching their cheeks together, and leaning back as far as possible before wiping...

Postby **dodint** » Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:05 pm

I don't think about stand wipers. Life is better that way.

Postby **LeopardLetang** » Fri Jan 01, 2021 11:27 pm

Deep breath. What's that smell? Oh it's someone else's feces. And what's that? A chemical hint of a summer breeze. Just great

Postby **Pavel Bure** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:41 am

You sitters probably pull your pants up before washing your hands to. Enjoy the feces on your pants and belt.

Postby **Gaucho** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:49 pm

I can sh't hands-free.

Postby **tifosi77** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:55 pm

The question at the heart of this thread is no different than asking "do you sit or stand when you s**t".

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:17 pm

I’m sure there’s a strong correlation between sitters and those who believe hot dogs are sandwiches

aka people who are always wrong

Postby **PFiDC** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:54 pm

You sitters probably pull your pants up before washing your hands to. Enjoy the feces on your pants and belt.

I'm a stand wiper as well but how does one do this in a public restroom?

Postby **LeopardLetang** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:46 pm

The question at the heart of this thread is no different than asking "do you sit or stand when you s**t".

Lol agreed

Postby **King Colby** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 7:43 pm

I still can't believe this many people over age 7 stand

Postby **blackjack68** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:54 pm

I still can't believe this many people over age 7 stand

Postby **Ad@m** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 10:03 pm

I still can't believe this many 11 people over age 7 stand

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 10:32 pm

I bet you guys also sit down when you pee

Postby **shafnutz05** » Sun Jan 03, 2021 7:16 am

I bet you guys also sit down when you pee

We've had this conversation before, but I do it at home the majority of the time. Buying an extra minute or two of peace in the bathroom is worth it. Obviously, I would never do it outside the house.

Postby **Gaucho** » Sun Jan 03, 2021 7:18 am

Correct.