Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

Postby **King Colby** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:43 am

do you just wipe a set number of times without looking and hope you don’t leave any behind

5 wipes and a flush. Whatever happens happens. I like to live dangerously

Postby **count2infinity** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:48 am

You sitters also smear it up your back which is gross.

Postby **willeyeam** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:49 am

Trying to work out the method for sitting. Do you guys sit on the edge of the toilet seat the whole time or just move up when finished?

When you're done you kinda lean forward like you're twerking

Is it a maneuver of reaching back, bringing the paper back to to see if “clean” and then depositing through your legs, do you just wipe a set number of times without looking and hope you don’t leave any behind, how does this work when a squatty potty is involved?

Reach through your legs to do it and then just poke your head down and take a look. 3 times is usually a good number for me. You can go back in and get the rest if it doesn't feel like you got it all

Whoever said the last wipe is with some moisture from the sink do you wet the TP beforehand at work?

Dip it in the water

You sitters also smear it up your back which is gross.

Dry it off with the air dryer and then just take care of it when you shower later

YouTube · Postby **mikey** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 9:35 am

That line of questioning is just so.......

Postby **Pavel Bure** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:42 am

So wipe back to front?

Postby **Dickie Dunn** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 11:09 am

I’m willing to bet that there’s multiple videos on PornHub that will sort out your confusion.

Postby **Shyster** » Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:39 pm

WonderSpray - The World’s First Portable Butt Shower

Postby **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:33 am

I’d give her a bu...ok, nvm, that cross too many lines

Postby **PFiDC** » Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:43 am

Trying to work out the method for sitting. Do you guys sit on the edge of the toilet seat the whole time or just move up when finished?
When you're done you kinda lean forward like you're twerking
Is it a maneuver of reaching back, bringing the paper back to to see if “clean” and then depositing through your legs, do you just wipe a set number of times without looking and hope you don’t leave any behind, how does this work when a squatty potty is involved?
Reach through your legs to do it and then just poke your head down and take a look. 3 times is usually a good number for me. You can go back in and get the rest if it doesn't feel like you got it all
Whoever said the last wipe is with some moisture from the sink do you wet the TP beforehand at work?
Dip it in the water
You sitters also smear it up your back which is gross.
Dry it off with the air dryer and then just take care of it when you shower later

Let me get this straight. You dip your toilet paper in the toilet water and then wipe your ass with it?

Also, isn't leaning forward technically standing since all the weight is on your feet?

And bidet ftw

Postby **tifosi77** » Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:30 pm

Very sad to see this thread promoted.

Given the nature of the thing, the question could just as easily be "do you sit or stand when actually s**t".

Postby **willeyeam** » Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:48 pm

My post was totes serious

Postby **PFiDC** » Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:56 pm

I sorta stand lean forward to keep my cheeks spread. I don't stand upright and I certainly don't stick my hand in a toilet.

Postby **blackjack68** » Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:47 pm

I never ever knew this was a debate until this thread and I’m 52.

#isitlikeanormalperson

Postby **Shyster** » Wed Aug 19, 2020 5:57 pm

Very sad to see this thread promoted.

Given the nature of the thing, the question could just as easily be "do you sit or stand when actually s**t".

Hey, I thought people might be interested in buying a portable butt sprayer.

Although its pretty big to be "portable." I suppose women could carry it in a purse, but it's not very convenient for men unless one carries a man bag. They should offer a butt shower belt holster.

Postby **tifosi77** » Wed Aug 19, 2020 5:59 pm

I'm an EDC backpack sort of chap.

Postby **meow** » Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:02 pm

Very sad to see this thread promoted.

Given the nature of the thing, the question could just as easily be "do you sit or stand when actually s**t".
Hey, I thought people might be interested in buying a portable butt sprayer.

Although its pretty big to be "portable." I suppose women could carry it in a purse, but it's not very convenient for men unless one carries a man bag. They should offer a butt shower belt holster.

It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

Postby **King Colby** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 11:57 am

Follow up question.

When you poop at home, do you use the same toilet every time or do you spread the stink love amongst your different battle stations

Postby **Freddy Rumsen** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:10 pm

We have three toilets and they are divvied up between the three groups: parents, male children, female children.

Postby **blackjack68** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:14 pm

Spread the love depending on what floor I’m on.

Postby **dodint** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:14 pm

I have one toilet.

Postby **AuthorTony** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:15 pm

I have one toilet.

Postby **shafnutz05** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:54 pm

We have three, but only one (the master bath) has the bidet. So that is usually where I go.

Postby **King Colby** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 2:37 pm

I have the squatty potty in the master but I like to spread the love to the guest bath and the powder room on occasion. Was wondering if that was weird

Postby **dodint** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 2:41 pm

I preferred the powder room in the old house. It was downstairs, and the walls were close enough that I could put my feet up on them and really get at it.

Postby **tifosi77** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 2:52 pm

We have two full bathrooms: Both are technically en suite to bedrooms with Jack-and-Jill entries, but the one that's dedicated as the 'guest bathroom' is what we call The Room For Poo. It's festooned with Poo-Pourri sprays, Febreze cans, scented air fresheners, the works.