Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

[Lemon Berry Lobster]

I had a chicken patty for lunch.

But did you sit or stand when you wiped with it?

[offsides]

I saw a statistic a while back that roughly half of people stand, half of people sit, and most don't know the other group exists.

According to this vote, way less stand then sit. And so everyone here knows, I definitely sit.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

From what I saw the large population data was ~37% stand

We're pretty close to that

[dodint]

Anyone watched 100 Humans? The trailer for it in the app was about bathroom technique. I haven't started watching it yet but I'm more interested now than ever.

[meow]

I am typically very accepting of other's and their lifestyle choices. When it comes to bathroom techniques, you either do it like I do or you do it absolutely wrong and should be publicly mocked.

[meecrofilm]

Sit, but then when I need to put on the finishing touches, i.e. get the TP a little wet from the sink for maximum effective-ness, I obviously have to stand.

[King Colby]

Sit, then maybe one standing at the end for detail work

[MWB]

what kind of mongoloid stands?

[grunthy]

Is raising up to a 45 degree angle considered sitting or standing?

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

Is raising up to a 45 degree angle considered sitting or standing?

I'd consider it standing

[dodint]

Are you standers going back-to-front or front-to-back?

I already think you're awful but I want to understand the depths of your depravity.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

I don't know what this "back to front" thing is but I go down to up

[mikey]

So you start at your taint and go upwards...? While standing...?

Did your dad make his living throwing barrels at Super Mario by any chance...?

[blackjack68]

what kind of mongoloid stands?

[grunthy]

[blackjack68]

There ya go

[tifosi77]

*clicks on 5AF after hours of inactivity*



Someone has finally succumbed to social distancing.

[shafnutz05]

So you start at your taint and go upwards...? While standing...?

Did your dad make his living throwing barrels at Super Mario by any chance...?

Legit spit my coffee out... F'ing lol

[Willie Kool]

I stand and I was appalled when I found out there are people who sit. I tried it once and vowed to never do it again because the experience was just too weird

[Ad@m]

[Kaiser]

So you start at your taint and go upwards...? While standing...?

Did your dad make his living throwing barrels at Super Mario by any chance...?

Thank you for the coughing fit.

[meow]

No wonder the world is going to ****. 24% is an unacceptably high percentage

[Pavel Bure]

Trying to work out the method for sitting. Do you guys sit on the edge of the toilet seat the whole time or just move up when finished? Is it a maneuver of reaching back, bringing the paper back to to see if “clean” and then depositing through your legs, do you just wipe a set number of times without looking and hope you don’t leave any behind, how does this work when a squatty potty is involved?

Whoever said the last wipe is with some moisture from the sink do you wet the TP beforehand at work?

You sitters also smear it up your back which is gross.

[Gaucho]

oh mate

[shafnutz05]

WTF