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Postby **Silentom** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:37 am

"Get yourself a Glock and lose that nickel-plated sissy pistol."

Postby **Silentom** » Fri Feb 26, 2016 8:23 am

Get my pies out of the oven!

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:11 pm

If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:18 pm

Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:25 pm

NSFW

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:29 pm

You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!

Postby **PFiDC** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:29 pm

GONNA MAKE IT!

GONNA MAKE IT!

GONNA MAKE IT!

Postby **PFiDC** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:31 pm

Werewolf

Werewolf?

There!

What?

There wolf. There castle.

Why are you talking that way?

I thought you wanted to.

I don't want to.

Suit yourself. I'm easy.

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:33 pm

You have smoked yourself retarded.

Postby **PFiDC** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:36 pm

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:38 pm

Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, kittens.

Postby **PFiDC** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:39 pm

THIS HORSE IS A DIABETIC!!!

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:40 pm

Abba zabba, you're my only friend.

Postby **PFiDC** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:42 pm

Abbara Cadabbra maaaan.....

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:50 pm

First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged dodint of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rottweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer

Postby **PFiDC** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:45 pm

I don't want his pork chop. I want his life.

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:14 pm

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

Postby **Willie Kool** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 10:14 am

I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes?

Postby **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:36 pm

You’re no daisy. No daisy at all.

Postby **PFiDC** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:37 pm

It appears Ringo here is an educated man...

Postby **tifosi77** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:43 pm

Only a ninja can stop a ninja.

Postby **Silentom** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:45 pm

Boy, this thread took off out of nowhere.

Postby **PFiDC** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:46 pm

Frederick effing Chopin....

Postby **robbiestoupe** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:50 pm

Casey effing Ryback

Postby **Silentom** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 1:08 pm

Who the hell is Casey effing Ryback?