Fifth Avenue Forum

The D you are battling must be swinging pillows at you. Unless by playing like Hornqvist you mean unable to carry it over a line.

And Manny Malhotra?? Your job was to win a draw and get the F off the ice immediately?

Are you going to ignore me @mikey ? Engage me you coward

Haha sorry, I had most of a response typed out but got called into a meeting and lost it...

No pillows, I can carry it across the far blue if I'm not taking it to the house if I'm doing that...I have a big slow ass relative to my size...if I cross the line with the puck, I'm looking to throw a pass all the way across and get to the net...

And I have been tasked with being a faceoff guy a la Malhotra or Zigomanis. If you put me on the right in my defensive zone, I have roughly a 128% faceoff percentage there. Not too shabby in the offensive zone either. Before the virus got loose, I was trying to teach myself the Crosby forehand slap on my wrong side, but it's insanely hard for how easy he makes it look...so I started working with a backhand slap, forehand push move...I've lost all that work having not taken a faceoff in eight months...

mikey, would you rather be divisive than indecisive? Drop the niceties.

Nice titties

Damn it mikey. Take my insults and fight back. This “Aw shucks you got me” stuff is no fun.

If you can't laugh at yourself...

Part of my elite hockey sense is knowing my own limitations as a player...so you can take your pillow talk and stuff it in a sack, mister...

Fine. Take your 15 draws a game with 0:18 TOI.

Yep

This is somewhat disappoint. I kinda fancied mikey somewhere more on the Pierre Turgeon-Vincent Damphousse continuum.

The guy that claims he plays with a shovel?

Faceoff specialist grinder beer leaguer is a tough look

He stays on the team cause he brings good beer and offers soap to everyone in the shower.

I turned the heat on since it's 40 outside and 66 inside, just to make sure that everything is working properly. I expect to switch it back to A/C tomorrow.

I have brought tequila to beer league on occasion...I do always have the good soap...

Turgeon-Damphousse would be **** sa-weeet. I wouldn't even have to break a sweat. Maybe I look like Damper dustin it up against the ugly fudglings in the E League or F League...I always play too high a level so I have to work my bag off...I was a rushed prospect haha

He stays on the team cause he brings good beer and offers soap to everyone in the shower.

Better than raw doggin

Our daughter is a huge fan of Duff from Ace of Cakes. For her birthday party today, we got her a cake from Charm City Cakes in Baltimore. It looks damn good. @tifosi77

Wow, that's awesome!

That's fantastic.

Dude, that is brilliant!

Happy birthday, Keiryn, from your Uncle Tif!!!

That is a solid name, btw.

Dude, that is brilliant!

Happy birthday, Keiryn, from your Uncle Tif!!!

Knew you would like it man

That is a solid name, btw.

Thank you sir. It's a portmanteau of my wife and I's middle names. I remember we were sitting around just tossing out names and that one just stuck.

Are you saying it doesn't mean 'ray of light?

Since nobody reads the Hockey threads in the off season, I’m not real sure where to post this, bot Doc Emerick is calling it a career:

https://nypost.com/2020/10/19/mike-doc- ... ng-career/

Doc retiring? Now I need a cake.