Randomness Dos

[eddy]

Our cars have been hit and run 3 times in 15 years parked outside our house. Cops are 1-for-3 at catching them which is actually pretty good- unfortunately the 1 was a company fleet vehicle and not on my insurance anyway. Hit by the recycling truck.

Dante needed a special circle for these people, befween fraud and treachery. Hit and run circle.

I'm at 4 times in 8 years. It's to the point if I get too close with the lawnmower and put a little scratch in it with the metal handle, I'm just like meh

[shmenguin]

Binge listen to a podcast at 1.5 speed and then switch back to regular speed. Everyone sounds drunk. It's great.

[Freddy Rumsen]

https://twitter.com/clarionledger/statu ... 5249558528

[slappybrown]

Pardon my ignorance, but is "cows recipes" Mississippi shorthand for something? Does she mean beef recipes?

[dodint]

If serious, she meant "cows, recipes, and home improvements stuff"

Honestly, she probably should have been fired already anyway. A teacher. Amazing.

[slappybrown]

I was serious. Tough to read even by Facebook standards. Minimal command of the language.

[Freddy Rumsen]

I would assume dodint's answer is correct.

[tifosi77]

https://www.facebook.com/cammie.rone

[tifosi77]

If that's her, she's curated her feed to delete everything back to 2014.

[tifosi77]

Ha, a Memphis Fox affiliate also posted the story, but they chose to not divulge that they edited her apology post.

http://www.fox13memphis.com/top-stories ... /611097659

In a second post, Rone claims she was hacked. "If anyone knows me I post about cows, recipes, and home improvements. Not racism."

FOX13 confirmed Rone is a teacher at Batesville Intermediate School.

Also, every anchor at Fox13 has to change their surname to Purvis. True story. (Actually, I think it's a chyron entry error)

[shafnutz05]

If that's her, she's curated her feed to delete everything back to 2014.

I do like her profile pic, but what did she win the ribbons for?

[dodint]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

[Shyster]

https://youtu.be/lwoSFQb5HVk

cross reference Political Thread (I don't wanna venture there)

I really like this one too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbS01fRzibs

[RonnieFranchise]

If that's her, she's curated her feed to delete everything back to 2014.

I do like her profile pic, but what did she win the ribbons for?

Cows recipes and/or home improvements stuff!

[Willie Kool]

I have a few blue ribbons I won at the local fair for my nuts...

[Freddy Rumsen]

https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/stat ... 1177205760

[dodint]

This hotel I am staying is in is a panopticon.

[blackjack68]

Is that Tom Brady on the left?

(I know it's not.)

[Gaucho]

https://twitter.com/Globe_Pics/status/9 ... 9050419201

[Viva la Ben]

Pjttsbørg

[mikey]

Broke my own personal record for quickest time from exiting a cab to being at the gate ready to board...four minutes. 5:31 pm I stepped out of the cab, checked in, got through security and was sitting at my gate ready tp go at 5:35 pm...which was nice because it was a 6:10 flight and I left little room for error...

My previous best was 11 minutes, at LaGuardia on a flight to Chicago if I recall...

I was rewarded on the way home with an entire row of seats to myself...I can't blame people not wanting to return to Philly from Orlando...

[Gaucho]

Pjttsbørg

Shanghaikjayvík

[Gaucho]

Broke my own personal record for quickest time from exiting a cab to being at the gate ready to board...four minutes. 5:31 pm I stepped out of the cab, checked in, got through security and was sitting at my gate ready tp go at 5:35 pm...which was nice because it was a 6:10 flight and I left little room for error...

My previous best was 11 minutes, at LaGuardia on a flight to Chicago if I recall...

I was rewarded on the way home with an entire row of seats to myself...I can't blame people not wanting to return to Philly from Orlando...

So you're working for the Canes now?

[columbia]

Sod Brain

[eddy]