irrational delights

Post by **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:57 pm

Stealing this idea from PFiDC

When I get a package in the mail that I forgot I ordered

When the parking space right outside my apartment is open

Post by **dodint** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:02 pm

When someone other than you makes a new thread, or post for that matter.

Post by **Robot B9** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 5:42 am

Big dump = big joy

Post by **LITT** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:36 am

the feeling when you drop something (pulling a glass out of a cabinet; cellphone; etc) and then your reaction is just to reach down and grab and before you even know it, you caught the falling object. even better if you make one attempt to catch and sort of bat it up in the air and grab it with your other hand

Post by **Silentom** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 8:25 am

Free onion ring in my BK fries.

Post by **PFiDC** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:23 am

So if you google "irrational happiness" this is the first result:

http://thebhj.com/journal/2013/2/5/irra ... iness.html

Post by **count2infinity** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:24 am

I don't get it... black hockey jesus with a picture of what looks like a miner?

Post by **PFiDC** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:26 am

PFiDC wrote:So if you google "irrational happiness" this is the first result:

http://thebhj.com/journal/2013/2/5/irra ... iness.html

Also, if you realize the name of the thread is 'irrational delights' it makes your post make less sense...

But, FOR SCIENCE, this si the first result for 'irrational delights'

https://books.google.com/books?id=OqC_E ... ts&f=false

Post by **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:01 am

dodint wrote:When someone other than you makes a new thread, or post for that matter.

I'm not sure where I ever wronged you but I apologize for it

Post by **dodint** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:06 am

RottingCarcassOfJagr wrote:
dodint wrote:When someone other than you makes a new thread, or post for that matter.
I'm not sure where I ever wronged you but I apologize for it

You know every time you breathe in? Yeah, then.

Post by **blackjack68** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:16 am

We're getting the band back together.

Post by **Factorial** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:24 am

After going through two can openers in less than a year, opening a can with my new can opener.

Post by **Robot B9** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:24 am

When I hear a person under 40 speak like he or she is not a 12 year-old Valley Girl.

Post by **dodint** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:27 am

Factorial wrote:After going through two can openers in less than a year, opening a can with my new can opener.

Crank or motorized? I haven't seen a motorized can opener since I was a little kid.

Post by **Factorial** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:34 am

dodint wrote:
Factorial wrote:After going through two can openers in less than a year, opening a can with my new can opener.
Crank or motorized? I haven't seen a motorized can opener since I was a little kid.

Crank.

Post by **PFiDC** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:35 am

Dude...how many cans are you opening? Do you live on lima beans and crushed tomatoes?

Post by **meow** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:36 am

Eating my daily apple and not getting any skin stuck in my teeth.

Post by **skullman80** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:39 am

Why would one choose not to use a motorized can opener? That just seems crazy to me.

Post by **PFiDC** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:40 am

skullman80 wrote:Why would one choose not to use a motorized can opener? That just seems crazy to me.

Because this isn't 1988?

Post by **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:42 am

are the cans you're trying to open made of diamond? how does one go through 2 can openers..?

Post by **NAN** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:44 am

Taking my pen and digging out earwax.

Post by **Craig** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:44 am

I usually go through one can opener every few years. I switch from one to another when i lose them during a move. I would wager that it opens 4-5 cans a week.

Post by **dodint** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:51 am

NAN wrote:Taking my pen and digging out earwax.

There is a theory about that. Family board, though.

Post by **skullman80** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:57 am

PFiDC wrote:
skullman80 wrote:Why would one choose not to use a motorized can opener? That just seems crazy to me.
Because this isn't 1988?

Well yeah exactly. It's not 1988.. that's why I was asking who wouldn't use a motorized can opener? I think we have a crank can opener laying around in case the motorized one breaks, but that's about it.

Post by **dodint** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:59 am

I know of a lady that packed a motorized can opener into a blizzard power outage survival kit.