GDT Pens vs Isles Game 6

[crusherstasiak]

huh
pens have scored but 30 goals in their last 14 po games

[willeyeam]

I blame the yellow sweaters

[The U]

Islanders best goalie sat out 2 games. Their captain missed the entire series. What a missed opportunity. An entire season derailed by historically bad goaltending. Man.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

that was one of the worst games I’ve ever seen Sid play

[Blue Canary]

Islanders best goalie sat out 2 games. Their captain missed the entire series. What a missed opportunity. An entire season derailed by historically bad goaltending. Man.

How does a streak of excellent goaltending fall apart in 10 days?!

I'd love to know what the hell happened to him and what messed up Jarry's head.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

Islanders best goalie sat out 2 games. Their captain missed the entire series. What a missed opportunity. An entire season derailed by historically bad goaltending. Man.

How does a streak of excellent goaltending fall apart in 10 days?!

I'd love to know what the hell happened to him and what messed up Jarry's head.

we don’t do well with goalies whose names end in “y”

[willeyeam]

Islanders best goalie sat out 2 games. Their captain missed the entire series. What a missed opportunity. An entire season derailed by historically bad goaltending. Man.

How does a streak of excellent goaltending fall apart in 10 days?!

I'd love to know what the hell happened to him and what messed up Jarry's head.

we don’t do well with goalies whose names end in “y”

Only three cups with those types

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

can we all agree that shmenguin’s awful, indefensible position on faceoffs is what led to that one goal?

[Tomas]

Here is my coping strategy with hockey losses:

With 30 teams in the NHL, the expected frequency of winning the Stanley Cup is once every 30 years. I have been rooting for Penguins since 1994, so I witnessed 3 Stanley Cups lifted by Pittsburgh. Even if they don't win anything until the day I die, I will still experience "above average" team success.

And if you were in the Penguins camp even for the two 1990s Cups - then you are set for nearly two lifetimes...

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

Here is my coping strategy with hockey losses:

With 30 teams in the NHL, the expected frequency of winning the Stanley Cup is once every 30 years. I have been rooting for Penguins since 1994, so I witnessed 3 Stanley Cups lifted by Pittsburgh. Even if they don't win anything until the day I die, I will still experience "above average" team success.

And if you were in the Penguins camp even for the two 1990s Cups - then you are set for nearly two lifetimes...

two 90s cups got us to 2070, 09 got us to 2130, 15-16-17 got us to 2190. So no cup expected before 2200!

[Tomas]

Here is my coping strategy with hockey losses:

With 30 teams in the NHL, the expected frequency of winning the Stanley Cup is once every 30 years. I have been rooting for Penguins since 1994, so I witnessed 3 Stanley Cups lifted by Pittsburgh. Even if they don't win anything until the day I die, I will still experience "above average" team success.

And if you were in the Penguins camp even for the two 1990s Cups - then you are set for nearly two lifetimes...

two 90s cups got us to 2070, 09 got us to 2130, 15-16-17 got us to 2190. So no cup expected before 2200!

It may be because I am slow in the evening, but "once every 30 years", so two cups in 1990s get us to 2050, the 2009 moves it to 2080, and the two recent ones until 2140. Then they need to start winning again...

And if the first 1990s Cup covered the all the disappointments since Penguins joined the league , then everything gets moved back by 30 years...

[robbiestoupe]

Here is my coping strategy with hockey losses:

With 30 teams in the NHL, the expected frequency of winning the Stanley Cup is once every 30 years. I have been rooting for Penguins since 1994, so I witnessed 3 Stanley Cups lifted by Pittsburgh. Even if they don't win anything until the day I die, I will still experience "above average" team success.

And if you were in the Penguins camp even for the two 1990s Cups - then you are set for nearly two lifetimes...

two 90s cups got us to 2070, 09 got us to 2130, 15-16-17 got us to 2190. So no cup expected before 2200!

It may be because I am slow in the evening, but "once every 30 years", so two cups in 1990s get us to 2050, the 2009 moves it to 2080, and the two recent ones until 2140. Then they need to start winning again...

And if the first 1990s Cup covered the all the disappointments since Penguins joined the league , then everything gets moved back by 30 years...

That’s all bs and you know it. The Stanley Cup is our right to own and I won’t take no for an answer.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

Here is my coping strategy with hockey losses:

With 30 teams in the NHL, the expected frequency of winning the Stanley Cup is once every 30 years. I have been rooting for Penguins since 1994, so I witnessed 3 Stanley Cups lifted by Pittsburgh. Even if they don't win anything until the day I die, I will still experience "above average" team success.

And if you were in the Penguins camp even for the two 1990s Cups - then you are set for nearly two lifetimes...

two 90s cups got us to 2070, 09 got us to 2130, 15-16-17 got us to 2190. So no cup expected before 2200!

It may be because I am slow in the evening, but "once every 30 years", so two cups in 1990s get us to 2050, the 2009 moves it to 2080, and the two recent ones until 2140. Then they need to start winning again...

And if the first 1990s Cup covered the all the disappointments since Penguins joined the league , then everything gets moved back by 30 years...

lol I am inebriated. My math is suspect

[Orlando Penguin]

Here is my coping strategy with hockey losses:

With 30 teams in the NHL, the expected frequency of winning the Stanley Cup is once every 30 years. I have been rooting for Penguins since 1994, so I witnessed 3 Stanley Cups lifted by Pittsburgh. Even if they don't win anything until the day I die, I will still experience "above average" team success.

And if you were in the Penguins camp even for the two 1990s Cups - then you are set for nearly two lifetimes...

two 90s cups got us to 2070, 09 got us to 2130, 15-16-17 got us to 2190. So no cup expected before 2200!

At that rate, the Leafs and Flyers will still be in their drought.

[Blue Canary]

Here is my coping strategy with hockey losses:

With 30 teams in the NHL, the expected frequency of winning the Stanley Cup is once every 30 years. I have been rooting for Penguins since 1994, so I witnessed 3 Stanley Cups lifted by Pittsburgh. Even if they don't win anything until the day I die, I will still experience "above average" team success.

And if you were in the Penguins camp even for the two 1990s Cups - then you are set for nearly two lifetimes...

LOL, no, sorry, I don't think it's too much to ask to be set for a third lifetime.

j/k -- Tomas, you're the Official Voice of Rational and Mature Perspective of 5AF -- no sarcasm.

[NTP66]

The empty net had a better save percentage than Jarry in that game.

[skullman80]

Guess I have to take down the yard sign today. My neighbors must have taken theirs down last night after the game in frustration as it's already gone haha.

[MrKennethTKangaroo]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

???????

[shmenguin]

this isn't important, but someone needs to do something about this pierre situation. the thing with pre-establishing a fact pattern and then making sure to not waver from it...it's such bad broadcasting.

ooooooh here comes clutterbuck with the big hit on carter. 5 replays later, which all showed clutterbuck as a bug on a windshield, and the story is still..."did carter get the license plate?".

same thing with polock and polock. 2 fine but largely irrelevant defensemen who were complicit in letting up 50 shots the other night and also getting turned into turnstyles plenty. HHOF is waiting for their pre-induction this weekend though.

he's getting weirder and more insular. and now you have Turner assembling its crack team, and Keith Jones is one of the first hires, instead of dumping him in local radio where he belongs.

everything adjacent to this league is dumb.

[meow]

You don’t like National Keith Jones? National Keith Jones is good. Local Keith Jones is not good

[NTP66]

You don’t like National Keith Jones? National Keith Jones is good. Local Keith Jones is not good

100% agreed. I've told him this to his face.

[meow]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

???????

You beauty you

[scb147]

I missed Keith Jones moving to Turner, is he giving up his local Philly gig?

[shmenguin]

You don’t like National Keith Jones? National Keith Jones is good. Local Keith Jones is not good

national keith jones is a C+, which is NHL average. yay for him. Local Keith Jones is an F-.

lived in philly suburbs for 20 years. can't separate national and local. he's a twa+.

[willeyeam]

Keith Jones is average at best imo