2017 SCF Haikus

[Robot B9]

Five minutes alone, sage
Is all the Pens need to win
Score all the goals, please

Om games up big-time
Pens to show Strength Beyond Strength
Far Beyond Driven

[Silentom]

Sully has Mouth for War
Preds find cemetery gates
Soon, Pens dominate

[Silentom]

Geno says I'm score
Let us see the hat trick, Gene
To bury the Preds

[Silentom]

I need Bonino
Holding out for Bonino
Sorry, Bonobo.

[Robot B9]

Bonobo, you say
Australian? Hipster concert?
Just score the puck, Nick

[Why Not Us]

Subban has bad breath?
Not as bad as Rinne's game
More pucks at him, please.

[Gabe]

Good guys score the goals
The Predators will fight back
Penguins better

[Silentom]

Go Pens, win af
Lets ride to a victory
Forth Erolingas!

[Silentom]

Lord Stanley likes Pens
Please keep our good Lord happy
Do it for Letang

[Silentom]

Pens need to win big
So Milbury and co cries
Pens, bring me the salt!

[Silentom]

Five Five Five Five here
Seven Seven Seven there
Five Five Five more here

[Silentom]

I admit, that's spam
Eff you, I don't care dodints
Tommy Lee Jones, yo

[Silentom]

Subban, you suck hard
Giant frotteurist doosh bag
Hope you never win

[Silentom]

Smashville is stupid
Pittsbugh is Hockeytahn, yo
Let us go Penguins

[Kaiser]

Gotta be honest
Nashville isnt a bad place
For me to poop on

[Blue Canary]

Gotta be honest
Nashville isnt a bad place
For me to poop on

A Triumph: Which one?
Insult comic dog? Cycle?
Oral B toothbrush? No. WIN!

[Robot B9]

Lulz @ pk breath
Scent of dead rhino butt
Eat failure, chodebake

[Silentom]

Oh, mighty Penguins
Please bring the pain on Thursday
Save us, Phil the Thrill!

[Waffles]

I need Bonino
Rude Beetle, show us the way
Penguins in seven

[Blue Canary]

I need Bonino
Rude Beetle, show us the way
Penguins in seven

Winless without him!
Hanging on for some good signs
Willis Reed moment?

He'll play if he can
Fit that foot into a skate
Adrenaline rush!

Nick's that important?
I don't know, but what a lift
Sheer inspiration

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Rude Beetle, your turn
To be called upon to serve
If Sully has sense

Waiting in the wings
A cape to try on Thursday
Unlikely hero

We need some fresh legs
And some rudeness wouldn't hurt
Beetles also bite

[Blue Canary]

Oh, mighty Penguins
Please bring the pain on Thursday
Save us, Phil the Thrill!

Picture this, Thursday
Pens win 4-2
Get an E-N-G

Then, on to game 6
Everyone's written them off
"They won't win down there!"

Pens say, "F this noise"
Conjure a simple road game
Win ugly, but WIN

The hockey world asks,
"Where the hell did that come from?
It's not in our plan!"

Pens tear up the script
Band together like brothers
Preds nix their parade

Preds fans dumbfounded
(Or just dumb; it's hard to tell)
***** all summer long

[Silentom]

O, Blue Canary
Twould be a wonderful thing
reddit salt for all!

[Blue Canary]

O, Blue Canary
Twould be a wonderful thing
reddit salt for all!

So much reddit salt
We can stock up for winter
'Burgh winters, of course

Market it in stores
Alternative to sea salt
So many uses!

I just figure this:
Real life is often stranger
Than the best fiction

All the times "they're doomed!"
Somehow, they figured it out
They can do it now

[Blue Canary]

I loves me haiku
In case you were wondering
Keeps me distracted

[Robot B9]

I'm freaking out, man
Gotta chill the hell out now
Be excellent, trust