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mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:37 pm
by faftorial
I have a physics degree mikey, eat my slightly above average weiner
:thumb:

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:40 pm
by faftorial
I was a physics major but lost interest in my last year and graduated with a BS in Science.

MIMH should be respected.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 1:31 am
by mikey
I guess this is some kind of weird nambla meme that resurfaced...?

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 2:09 am
by faftorial
Wow, a NAMBLA reference. Keep it classy.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 6:23 am
by meow
I respect no one

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 10:53 am
by PFiDC
College degree = respect?

**** that

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 11:53 am
by Gaucho

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 11:58 am
by NTP66
Damnit, Gaucho, you are supposed to provide GOOD news.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 12:59 pm
by Gaucho
but ... but ...

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 1:18 pm
by mikey
Apparently this is good news...we're sick of Malkin and he would just make the team worse. Ya know, the team that dresses Janko, Sceviour, Lafferty, and Crotch on the regular...

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 4:37 pm
by willeyeam
He's making progress

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 11:50 am
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
two against the Flyers who have effectively already quit on the season and two against the league worst Sabres. We better not **** this up.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 11:51 am
by mikey
Malkin better not **** this up* amirite?

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 11:59 am
by Gaucho
The Flyers may have quit on the season, but I have a feeling they will still be motivated tonight.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:39 pm
by NTP66
Matheson is week to week. JESUS **** CHRIST

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:39 pm
by NTP66
Now I'm pissed at Jarry.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:46 pm
by mikey
Ugh...

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:48 pm
by NTP66
Matheson is a big loss. We had better hope week to week means 2 weeks max, IMO.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:53 pm
by Gaucho
****

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:54 pm
by mikey
Yeah, let's hope it's only two weeks or so. And then we get a little bit of the added benefit of having another game-ready defenseman going into the playoffs...because how many games in a row have we run the same defense...? 20? 25? It's been an insane length of time for us...so that means whoever checks into the lineup tonight hasn't played a pro game in forever...we might be able to have a couple guys get in here over the next few games and that might be valuable...

He says, trying to spin this towards the bright side...

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:57 pm
by NTP66
Yeah, let's hope it's only two weeks or so. And then we get a little bit of the added benefit of having another game-ready defenseman going into the playoffs...because how many games in a row have we run the same defense...? 20? 25? It's been an insane length of time for us...so that means whoever checks into the lineup tonight hasn't played a pro game in forever...we might be able to have a couple guys get in here over the next few games and that might be valuable...

He says, trying to spin this towards the bright side...
25+ games, I believe. They actually mentioned it on the broadcast during the last game. When Jarry tried to clear that, I was actually thinking to myself 'wtf are you doing'. Now it's even worse. He must make up for this.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:57 pm
by MR25
Malkin is officially back, from the sounds of it

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 12:57 pm
by NTP66
Yep. Tanev hasn't been cleared yet, but he's in a regular jersey. I wouldn't be surprised to see him return the next game.

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 1:06 pm
by Pavel Bure
Malkin is officially back, from the sounds of it
Put him on D!

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 1:07 pm
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Geno already **** up our team without even having to play