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Round 16 - Russia

This race:
Cbear3 - 34
dodint - 33
MR25 - 36
Shyster - 30
tifosi - 34
Gaucho - 27

Leaderboard:

1. dodint - 499
2. tifosi - 498
3. Shyster - 493
4. MR25 - 443
5. Cbear3 - 441
6. Gaucho - 429

What a time to be alive.

I was up by 2, and you cut the lead in half.

Field is impressively tight right now.

Death by a thousand ignored team orders.

Round 17 - Japan

This race:
Cbear3 - 45
dodint - 31
MR25 - 26
Shyster - 25
tifosi - 32
Gaucho - 25

Leaderboard:

1. dodint - 530
1. tifosi - 530
3. Shyster - 518
4. Cbear3 - 486
5. MR25 - 469
6. Gaucho - 454


**** you, Leclerc.

I'm only here to keep the spirit of Ukyo Katayama alive.

I actually won a race this season, it's a miracle

Tif just clawing his way to the top, one point at a time.

**** you, Leclerc.

When he really pisses me off, I pronounce all his consonants.

It is a marathon, not a sprint.

Renault (and tif) have cheated; they have been disqualified from the 2019 Japanese GP. Please strip tifosi of his points earned with Renault.

Official Results:

1 Valtteri Bottas Mercedes 25
2 Sebastian Vettel Ferrari 18
3 Lewis Hamilton Mercedes 15
4 Alexander Albon Red Bull-Honda 12
5 Carlos Sainz Jnr McLaren-Renault 10
6 Charles Leclerc Ferrari 8
7 Pierre Gasly Toro Rosso-Honda 6
8 Sergio Perez Racing Point-Mercedes 4
9 Lance Stroll Racing Point-Mercedes 2
10 Daniil Kvyat Toro Rosso-Honda 1

Thank you.

Booooo

Hey, wait, why are you singling me out? You and Shyster are the only two who don't have either Renault driver. Shoot, 40% of Gaucho's team is Renault drivers.

*looks at leaderboard*

Oh.

It's the '76 Spanish Grand Prix up in here, that's why.

Round 17 - Japan (revised)

This race:
Cbear3 - 39
dodint - 33
MR25 - 21
Shyster - 25
tifosi - 33
Gaucho - 15

Leaderboard:

1. dodint - 532
2. tifosi - 531
3. Shyster - 518
4. Cbear3 - 480
5. MR25 - 464
6. Gaucho - 444

I'm still saying **** you, Leclerc.

Hah ha! Gottem.

40% of my team are Renault drivers? I must be insane.

Round 18 - Mexico

This race:
Cbear3 - 25
dodint - 28
MR25 - 35
Shyster - 23
tifosi - 29
Gaucho - 30

Leaderboard:

1. dodint - 560
1. tifosi - 560
3. Shyster - 541
4. Cbear3 - 505
5. MR25 - 499
6. Gaucho - 474

Renault finished out of the points but tif is saved by a penalty to Kvyat. Lame.

Ricciardo was 8th

Yeah, I wasn't clear, I was only referring to Hulk because tif only has Hulk and I'm attacking tif right now.

I watched the race on delay. Was excited to see Hulk fall out of the points on the last lap despite Sky completely ignore Kvyat tracking him down. Then I clicked on the thread and saw tifosi was gifted a point anyway. Sad.

Round 17 - Japan (revised)

This race:
Cbear3 - 39
dodint - 33
MR25 - 21
Shyster - 25
tifosi - 33
Gaucho - 15

Leaderboard:

1. dodint - 532
2. tifosi - 531
3. Shyster - 518
4. Cbear3 - 480
5. MR25 - 464
6. Gaucho - 444

I'm still saying **** you, Leclerc.

In the revised race results I think I should've gone from 32 to 31 here, yes? Not up to 33.

The maths still work out on the leaderboard, but I don't want to give dodint an excuse to moan.

I was going to double check it before the next race and then throw paper if I have to.

Also, I would like to remind you choad monkeys that both dodint and I each had a zero points finish race this year (the same round!) and we are still clowning you/yinz.






(I think I'm going to regret trash talking about something over which I can exercise absolutely no direct control)

The rest of the season is basically Hulk v. Alpha Romeo and I'm not feeling very good about it.