As we waited around for the pilot to finish shooting uppreparing for flight, a sense of excitement was in the air at Pittsburgh International Airport... or was that just the bad Mexican that Silentom ate?
At any rate, spirits were high as Gaucho and Willie Kool toasted MR25 for swiping relantel's credit card to pay for the drinks. willeyeam and dodint could be overheard singing Hail to Pitt while MIMH and Cbear argued over whose QB was worse.
slappybrown and obhave were plotting to pants Kicksave, but accidentally got MWB instead.
Rylan pointed and laughed until Sam's Drunk Dog gave him a titty twister while he was preoccupied.
redwill was sound asleep while Juice tried to pretend he was interested in hearing about Hockeynut's new book.
BigMcK wouldn't say what he did, but the nearest men's room is now out of order.
King Colby and columbia were engaged in an intense bout of rock, paper, scissors to determine who had to catch the Pikachu in the men's room.
Just when I thought that I couldn't take another minute of this madness, the pilot emerged and declared we had exactly 90 seconds to get on board before takeoff. In the mad scramble, all decency was thrown to the side as unmentionable acts were committed to get the best seat possible.
True to his word, the plane began to pull away within 90 seconds, and it soon became clear... The Pilot was still living in the 80s and was convinced that he was Maverick. Highway to the Danger Zone, indeed.
Before we all run to find our rooms, I have a couple announcements to make. I may not have been completely honest with you... This is not a vacation, so much as an excursion to reclaim my prime real estate from the grip of the evil Jellyfish.
Oh, and there is another teensy problem... the sloogs we handed out last time have risen up and are now engaged in a slimy, sting-y battle for supremacy with the Jellies!
Now, don't go pissing your pants in fear, or talking about who lied to who... the Pilot is long gone... we are all in this together. So pick up your complimentary net and salt shaker and follow me to the courtyard where I shall explain the rules of this fine resort.
- Each phase shall have a limit of 8 hours.
- Time shall pause between Midnight and 8AM EST as well as on weekends
- Weekends will operate as "free time". Writeups will occur as necessary, but no time limits shall be enforced
- Night talking is allowed, but as always, do so at your own peril
Algaeria Beach, Night 1
There are 21 Traveling Tourists Left:
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It is Now Night 1
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Deadline is 4PM Monday.