Screw it -- just bring back Maguire for Spider-man. Dude has the eternal-youth look going for him anyways. Seriously though, it's pretty clear Marvel has no idea what the **** it is they want to do with Spider-man. I'm actually surprised they were so quick to reboot the franchise, especially with th...

I just felt like Anaheim was the weakest high seed. They don't really have a playoff history, their defense is very offensively-oriented (and young), and they have questionable goaltending (that is, again, young). Yeah, Getzlaf/Perry & Kesler/Silfverberg are good, but would you trust any of their o...

On behalf of civilized culture everywhere, welcome. We've been waiting for you.

I thought it was a shadow or something...

I actually think that was ahead of its time -- that'd probably be received much better in this day and age.

I'm going to go out on this limb:

Beau Bennett has played his last game in a Pens uniform.

If you're implying he'll be moved this off-season (and not both that + never getting back in these playoffs), I hardly think that's going out on a limb.

Sutter is the guy to watch. Do they keep him around for one more year until he likely walks in FA, or do they try to leverage his value now?

Ice-time and number counting and whatnot aside, Despres has LOOKED quite good during the playoffs for Anaheim. You can chalk that up to sheltered minutes or whatever, but it's not like he's not playing well. Most of what Sarcastic said is actually true (great possession stats, strong physical presen...

I've giggled at the Nightly Show a few times with Larry Wilmore.

Also at Midnight is pretty funny sometimes.

I'll watch @midnight a fair amount. It just depends on the guests. #BunchesOfFunches

There were a few barrel-aged Thirsty Dog brews on tap last night at the Wexford Ale House: Wee Wulver, Siberian Night, and their porter. to all

DK is now trying to get Yohe to jump ship and join his site. #stealyohe This is getting interesting now.

Why, does he want his site to be even worse?

:thumb: Not too surprised there are incidents. The thing that sticks out to me is the sheer volume of players on the Pens. It'd be what, Crosby, Malkin, Fleury, Letang, Kunitz, Lovejoy, Scuderi, Dupuis (god-willing), not counting the FAs (Martin, Adams). That's a lot. Did Billy G ever play with Mar...

Not too surprised there are incidents. The thing that sticks out to me is the sheer volume of players on the Pens. It'd be what, Crosby, Malkin, Fleury, Letang, Kunitz, Lovejoy, Scuderi, Dupuis (god-willing), not counting the FAs (Martin, Adams). That's a lot.

Guerin would be an awful, awful, awful, awful choice. Maybe, depends how he handles things. Garth Snow looked horrible until he was allowed to actually make hockey decisions recently. Bergevin has been outstanding for Montreal. As has Yzerman in TB. But then others of course have failed misreabley....

There were seats stolen out of the Arena. Good one, guys.

I wasn't sure where Silicon Valley was headed after lat season, but I continue to like it.

Yep. New season is pretty consistently funny so far.

Note to self: I don't want to live.

God, what I wouldn't give to go ass-sliding with you right now.

It's Sgt. Smith.... and he wants to playyyyy

Looks like Wilson in for Bennett. Beau was with Harry, Adams, and Pouliot for extra work after practice.

Yeah. Sounds like he's done for the year.

Whatever that jeep commercial is with that song, "Run away, ablahbadurr." Just please go away.

Also, McDonald's calling anything it serves as "artisan" probably takes the cake for the artisan BS that is today's food advertising.

Ever since I cut the cord and went straight Netflix/Amazon Prime I have pretty much been spared commercials....but man that Lily AT&T is awful. Someone on the old board professed their desire for her. Her name is Milana Vayntrub. I think she is attractive in an innocent kind of way. She also played...

Bell's made an (extremely) limited batch of Pumpkin Peach Ale as an FU to Budweiser's SB ad: http://www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/food/ct-bells-pumpkin-peach-ale-20150416-story.html That's funny. I like Bell's a lot. In other news, I had a Stone Green Tea IPA the other night (paired with some g...

I'm still astounded that I'm astounded that that many people went to see it.

Even so, his effort level was through the roof and he was competing hard as hell. Great to see.