Hey, I quoted the actual text in my post. Do you have the ability to merge the 2 threads, so people can read the text if they can't access DK's site? Thanks. Merged. Although I meant to merge his into yours. My bad - still learning all this stuff. Thanks. And you're not awful. Well, you are. But no...

This board is pointless without penny and Dish.

I know they have been reached out to. Lt. Dish has a full inbox.

The OCD in me finds this foolish. How do you have a full inbox? Why not just read and delete?

Remember that time Juice kicked you off our NHL team? Good times... good times.

Hurr hurr.

I still don't even know what that was about, but whatever. I moved on.

Nothing personal. Juice and Canaan religiously get drunk and act like fiends, quite simply you ran into two beer Juice that night.

That's captain material.

Seriously I can't recall the last time Crosby said anything like that.

I didn't merge it, but whoever did is awful.

I've got a problem being a mod already. The old board had beepers. Do we get any kind of fringe benefits like that?

http://dkonpittsburghsports.com/2015/03 ... right-now/

I don't know about you guys, I prefer Malkin's candid ways over Crosby's robotic canned answers. I hope he bursts out of the gate come play-offs time.

My name is not really She'sTheFastest.

I always see "ShesTheFatest"

He's not wrong it feels like.

Trading Sid or Geno would be a big mistake. You don't get better by trading the best players of a generation. No return would ever be enough.

Explain how you build a complete team then in today's clutch and grab NHL?

I didn't see it elsewhere on here, but HCMJ said he had issues with the compete levels of 4 or 5 players against St. Louis.

How is that happening this late in the season, with this core of players?

If these players can't be coached. James Neal was not the complete problem.

You guys really think Crosby is the problem?

Not at all. I'd take Malkin over Crosby any day though. 20+ mil in two players is a MAJOR problem in today's NHL though.

A weird part of me really does want to see this team get blown up. It's absolutely too top heavy.

They would make the wrong choice, if they did that; I'm talking about which center.

Think of the return you could get if Crosby was available.

A weird part of me really does want to see this team get blown up. It's absolutely too top heavy.

I'd rather have tyler kennedy than beau bennett

It absolutely pains me to agree. Pains.

Wow.

5AF is cursed. Time to evacuate

You first, please. We'll catch up. Promise.

Is this the part where a mod would delete a post? Because I find it hilarious.

Winnik would be my top priority for retention among UFA forwards.

Not sure why people hate the guy. He's exactly as advertised.

If you throw out the month of October the Pens' power play is clicking at 15.6% which would put them in the bottom five. Even if you throw out every other team's best month I'm still pretty sure that this power play isn't matching the level of talent it has (not counting Kunitz) and would be near t...

I'm ready for the playoffs to start. I think I have an idea of how this team will do, I just want to get it over with.

Yawn.

And this would be the giant Malk.

Brining the heat bud. As always.

Yawn.

If the pens win, morkles eyebrow makeup tart is 5af's new beer girl

She's the Femanon version of Ronald McDonald.

oof, the dagny GDT. Ouch. 3 pages and all of it just a black hole of nothing. I now feel bad for LGP.

It's exactly what she asked for.