Why do I think we'll look back on these missed opportunities this series in September?

NICE!!!!!

I have mixed emotions about feral cats. My cat was feral before I tricked her into coming into my house and adopted her.

Practice for your next girlfriend?

Friday afternoon meetings.

Seriously, you want to meet on Friday afternoon?

Not only do I have a 2:00 meeting but I have a 3:30 conference call.

Dear Rangers:

What have your coaches told you since you were 4 years old in hockey or any sport where the ref has a whistle?

PLAY TO THE EFFING WHISTLE!!!!!

We played red light green light with my U6 girls in soccer to reinforce this.

god how I hate the crappies.

Greek Freak got a Flagrant 2 early and it was all downhill from there.

Nice turnaround this season regardless.

We've been pretty lucky...have had several blowouts with our daughter but they were mostly contained to her clothes. When she was really young (2-3 months maybe?), she shot poop off the changing table squarely into our goldendoodle's face. So that was funny. Our oldest, now 14 peed on the dog durin...

I do NOT miss the poop days.

Unfortunately the vomit days last a lot longer. We always do a junk food fest on Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve 2013, my 13 year old projectile vomited mostly buffalo wings off the top bunk all over his bedroom.

Props to Doc for shutting the hell up and just letting the moment be. Unless he had a heart attack. I've been going around the house all evening shouting "HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT!" Girlfriend is not amused. Don't try shouting "hoisted it" during intimate moments. Not received well. "It's all ove...

lol Braydon Coburn eliminates Red Wings

Kaboom

I had a big time thing for Cybill Shepherd in High School, then for Gillian Anderson in the 90s.

Meeeeeeee.ow!

I finally opened my bag of smuggled Gibble's potato chips.
Mmmm.....lard.

Best.
Chips.
Ever.

Spoken like people who have never eaten decent potato chips.

U nervous Chicago?

We were short a bunch of kids at practice for the U12 team my son plays for and I assist on tonight. So we decided to play 5 on 5 coaches vs players.

I don't see how I'm getting up in the morning. Suffice to say I'm not 12, or 20, or 30, or 40 anymore.

There goes the tri-state area....

I already live in the tri state area....unless those states are PA, WV, and OH...

I said THE tri state area. Not some other tri state area.

There goes the tri-state area....

Is it kosher on this board to state that we would like to punch Pittsburgh Dad Jr.? Metaphorically of course.

I'm asking for a friend.

WE THE NORTH should stick to hockey. Swept by the Bullets? Seriously?

They say you start feeling the aches and pains at 40. I didn't- I got the whole way to 42. Not terribly but I have a dull pain in my knees a lot and the left one seems to get out of joint a little sometimes. And my right shoulder hurts off and on. Other things just randomly hurt sometimes. Not enou...

The concept of "foe'ing" posters on a message board.

Foe'd

Kings.

Aw, nuts.

They say you start feeling the aches and pains at 40. I didn't- I got the whole way to 42. Not terribly but I have a dull pain in my knees a lot and the left one seems to get out of joint a little sometimes. And my right shoulder hurts off and on. Other things just randomly hurt sometimes. Not enoug...

Morehouse for someone who has managed a business successfully.

I used to get my Dexter the "cocker spaniel cut" but he is much happier with extremely short fur. I love my dog and he just turned six. Only problem with him is he gets ear infections a lot and he licks constantly. Quincy looks great cut like a cocker spaniel but everyone is much happier with his f...