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by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu May 09, 2024 5:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Job and General Employment Thread
Replies: 20299
Views: 1317249

Job and General Employment Thread

whats frightening is that’s allegedly an adult who is in charge of “coaching” other professionals. The feedback of making a presentation more “creative and innovative” is feedback I’d expect to hear from a 7th graders

no critical thought applied whatsoever
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu May 09, 2024 4:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Job and General Employment Thread
Replies: 20299
Views: 1317249

Job and General Employment Thread

did you try writing entire paragraphs in your presentation? that’s a big thing people want to do when watching a presentation is read an essay
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu May 09, 2024 3:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Comedy and Humor
Replies: 803
Views: 88868

Comedy and Humor

a drake is a male duck
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu May 09, 2024 3:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: You know what really grinds my gears...
Replies: 19490
Views: 1341618

You know what really grinds my gears...

Again if we are using my niece as the guilt trip here...she will be going to this travel tournament regardless of what happens with these dogs haha. Yeah that’s really the biggest thing. The parents **** up but I wouldn’t want their **** up to screw bee over. But as long as she’ll be able to go reg...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu May 09, 2024 2:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Comedy and Humor
Replies: 803
Views: 88868

Comedy and Humor

Jeff Ross doesn't think Brady was serious about that




who knows if Ross is just covering for Brady or what but tbh Kraft jokes are pretty low hanging fruit. Everyone and their mother has made at least 10 of them by now
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu May 09, 2024 1:59 pm
Forum: Around the Rink
Topic: Non-Penguins NHL Games 2023-24
Replies: 1490
Views: 88397

Non-Penguins NHL Games 2023-24

I stopped watching at 4-1 but the Canucks holding the Oilers to only 4 shots in both the second and third periods is...impressive
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Thu May 09, 2024 12:54 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL
Replies: 43166
Views: 2328896

NFL

I will FIGHT you little dodints with my high protein, high fiber buns
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 10:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL
Replies: 43166
Views: 2328896

NFL

or potato buns. Those are good
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 10:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL
Replies: 43166
Views: 2328896

NFL

Are you one of those weirdos who goes to a cookout and asks for a wheat hot dog bun?
tbh if I’m in charge of shopping for a cookout I’m definitely buying wheat buns
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 8:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL
Replies: 43166
Views: 2328896

NFL

If I wanted something without taste I’d ask mikey for movie recs
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 7:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL
Replies: 43166
Views: 2328896

NFL

[citation needed]
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 6:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Movie Thread
Replies: 31116
Views: 2127780

Movie Thread

Don’t look up. Does that count? Deep Impact, Sunshine, and Dante’s Peak could be considered “good.” But the most fun are Volcano, The Core, and Armageddon. It came up when I googled “disaster movies” but I wouldn’t count it personally because to me a disaster movie is more about how characters hand...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 6:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL
Replies: 43166
Views: 2328896

NFL

brown rice isn’t that bad and its health benefits make up for its taste
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 6:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Movie Thread
Replies: 31116
Views: 2127780

Movie Thread

my “favorite” of that genre, off the top of my head, is Day After Tomorrow, but that is definitely squarely in the “dumb fun” genre (why does the center of the storms insta-freeze everything?)
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 5:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Movie Thread
Replies: 31116
Views: 2127780

Movie Thread

how is this movie going to be any different than the original
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 5:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Travel Thread
Replies: 8725
Views: 601187

Travel Thread

there's a weird group of people who only consider Manhattan proper to be NYC

not sure what's worse: that or people who think upstate NY starts in Yonkers
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 4:17 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness
Replies: 43038
Views: 2926811

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

tbh I was surprised Ned is American. I had just assumed he was Czech or something (it turns out his grandparents were from Serbia)
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 4:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Politics And Current Events
Replies: 231915
Views: 12943401

Politics And Current Events

man that is hilarious but probably not the smartest for a politician to make it lol
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 4:00 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness
Replies: 43038
Views: 2926811

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Ned is playing for Team USA too

Ned > Jarry confirmed
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 3:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NBA
Replies: 2443
Views: 257178

NBA

the T-Wolves are interesting. their defense looks...impenetrable with how long and athletic they are and Ant seems to have galvanized them offensively. I mean, if he can get KAT to start playing responsibly, that is pretty huge also Gobert got his 4th defensive player of the year award. probably loc...
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 1:58 pm
Forum: Around the Rink
Topic: Non-Penguins NHL Games 2023-24
Replies: 1490
Views: 88397

Non-Penguins NHL Games 2023-24

Cooke was bad but I’m biasedly making the determination that Trouba is worse
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 1:50 pm
Forum: Around the Rink
Topic: Non-Penguins NHL Games 2023-24
Replies: 1490
Views: 88397

Non-Penguins NHL Games 2023-24

Trouba has such a lizard brain for just instinctually flaring out his elbow like that

I know the Pens haven’t had all angels on their team but I’m glad we’ve never really had a shithead like Trouba
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 1:43 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness
Replies: 43038
Views: 2926811

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

not that I’d be super sad losing Karlsson but my biggest fear with us trading him is we’d have a large gap in minutes that we’d need other d-men to fill in and I don’t feel great about who we have currently to replace them
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 12:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Comedy and Humor
Replies: 803
Views: 88868

Comedy and Humor

I saw that it was 3 hours and I’m balking at watching it. I’m sure I’ll enjoy it but that is way too long for a roast
by MalkinIsMyHomeboy
Wed May 08, 2024 11:52 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Politics And Current Events
Replies: 231915
Views: 12943401

Politics And Current Events

what I imagine RFK’s worm looks like Image