Can't really torch her for my dinner since she really can't cook, at all...except for eggs...scrambled :( I've never understood this. Cooking is easy. You start out with basic stuff, and it just kind of flows from there. In my experience. Inability to cook is either inability to focus at all or ina...

I told my lovely girlfriend that if she wanted to shop for me not to use my amazon account, since I can see everything she's viewed and what she has sitting in the cart. She doesn't listen well because while I am trying to look for her I find the items she was going to order for me in my shopping c...

Can't really torch her for my dinner since she really can't cook, at all...except for eggs...scrambled

She responded with, "Amazon confuses me, don't look." Told her I already did since I was wondering what the heck was in my cart. She responded with, "****." (rhymes with duck)

I told my lovely girlfriend that if she wanted to shop for me not to use my amazon account, since I can see everything she's viewed and what she has sitting in the cart. She doesn't listen well because while I am trying to look for her I find the items she was going to order for me in my shopping c...

Some beard oils, brush, and leave in conditioner....oh and a purse for her(I think/hope)

15G, 22A

I told my lovely girlfriend that if she wanted to shop for me not to use my amazon account, since I can see everything she's viewed and what she has sitting in the cart. She doesn't listen well because while I am trying to look for her I find the items she was going to order for me in my shopping ca...

Does Canada really even count?

The bank robber probably had a weapon though, most likely a gun and was pointing it at people. In that case, fire away Tex.

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I had a bead on a goose, eh.

Who's this 'we' crap? You got a mouse in your pocket?

No mouse, just happy to see ya.

Also why is the button for changing font color "Font colour" but in the coding it is "color"

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title="Font colour: [color=red]text[/color] or [color=#FF0000]text[/color]">

Interesting... no clue.

So weird

Also why is the button for changing font color "Font colour" but in the coding it is "color"

I didn't get blamed but I think she expected me to go back and turn it off and be late to work. She's going back at noon to turn it off.

I'd rather her head be on straight than her hair, but after a year together I'm pretty sure the hair is the best I'll get.

Girlfriend left her straightener on at our apartment and is now freaking out texting me asking what we should do. What a way for me to start a Thursday, now all I can think of is that using my electric, and worrying about it causing a fire.

Another unsatisfying end to a really strong season. At least I can look forward to next year.

Preparing for May 2016?

I'm having a sausage and peppers sammy.
How much more yinzer do I need to get to pick up the vibe?

Had the same, except I had onions and it was in a Mancini's hoagie bun.

3-1 Bucs after 1.

I call dibs in power ball numbers if you are correct.

Nice scoop there Pedr....oh

Another issue I see what happens when you internet provider drops out? I've never really had issues with Comcast, or TWC when I was in Erie but if your internet drops you are done. I looked at the team and they all seem to have nice resumes and I get that it is cheap, but I don't think I'd really tr...

Brian Blessed with having the best drug dealer known to man.