I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard at a clip. lolol. Absolutely perfect in every way.

What is the deal with Hayes? Knows that this franchise is a lost cause, regrets signing his deal (which he doesn't deserve), and wants out? I have a friend who's job oddly has him drinking/getting drunk with Pirates' personnel, said Shelton was sounding off on Hayes' one night. That the back injury...

did they get rid of the 'due up' in the end of inning graphic? and why not show runs, hits, errors at the end of each inning?

Giants are a great hitting team. Shows you how good Jones and Skenes are. As soon as they get the bullpen, the game is pretty much theirs.

Rob King subbing in for Greg Brown. That's interesting.

Maybe they didn't like him jinxing the hell out of the game yesterday.

Let Skenes bat. lol

Did they ever say why Bednar was u/a?

I always considered Giant Eagle and Wegmans fairly close price-wise. The main difference between the two that I've heard is that GE heavily depends on which GE you're in versus pretty much every Wegmans is baller. But a nice GE or Market District is pretty comparable price and quality wise IMO. Wegm...

Meh. Won a game the night before that they shouldn't have. Lost last night a game they shouldn't have. Although being, what, no hit from the 4th? on doesn't give you a ton of 'we should've had this one' chips.

I kind of like it when the two old chubby dudes jog out with the chains. Besides, the problem wasn't the chains, it's the arbitrary ball spotting and this won't do anything to fix it. It'll speed up the game a bit though. Yeah...this. The chains did nothing but build 'suspense' back in the day, but...

This thread, man. A slice of pizza is not a sandwich, unless you fold it lengthwise...and it's a Mexican pizza. Reading that article is something else. So guy buys property and says he's building a garage. Seems like his plan all along was to build something else. Didn't initially obtain any of the...

I was going for a Nutting is Jim Jones allusion but if you're putting me in a metaphor where I'm heckling children I'm here for it.

The Kool-Aid is easier to swallow when no one is telling you that it's poison, eh? More like if you cross the road you're walking down to go to the little kid's Kool-Aid stand and start telling everyone it's poison when it's actually just really watered down sugar free Kool-Aid, you're not the good...

Last weekend my MIL cleaned out a crawlspace under her steps and found a small box filled with probably 70 or so 45s. Some were hers, but others were her mom and dad's, so my wife's grandparents. Basically stuff from the 50s and 60s. Bobby Darin, the Supremes, Pat Boone, Johnny Cash, the Big Bopper...

It's really not though. It's the 'was the play close enough that we don't have to ruin the home team's celebration? It is! Sweet!'

Do you ever say "Yeah I wish you had her [body part(s)] too". Cos I'm sure that's a winner. lol But yes we do that too. It's usually a side eye from her, a side eye back from me, then a snicker from both of us. For 2 people who have had some self confidence issues, we fill in the gaps for each othe...

Picked up a Chuck Berry LP, Simon and Garfunkel Live in Central Park, and CCR with Fogerty's greatest hits. Wife is having a glass of pinot noir and me an old fashioned. I feel equal parts old and happy. And I am more than okay with that.

100%. Although it's almost always her pointing out attractive girls with like a 'damn...wish I had her *insert body part/s*' And me pointing out a dude and saying 'yeah but he's probably packing a tootsie roll.'

Didn't have the sound on but did they say anything about why you wouldn't intentionally walk the guy who has, by far, had the best swings all day with 1st open and 1 out in a bottom of the ninth scenario???

Eh I think it’s the addition of the “hot/more attraction version of” that takes it from an innocent lookalike game into possible creepy dude at the bar territory. Eh. She was fishing for a compliment. The question i need answered is am I the dadhole for thinking "vicky valencourt" was complimentary...

My dad was halfway through organizing his 45s when he went into the hospital last year. I helped him with some of it, which was very cool listening to his memories of the songs and artists. We took a handful after my mom died and we cleaned out the house, but haven't had the heart to really sit and...

Yeah, he was bad. Cost Skenes a perfect 6 innings, and may have cost him 1 more inning. I sorta hate the idea of robo umps, but challenges are a necessity at this point. I kinda liked the idea Capps floated yesterday. Give the umpire the pitchcom so he knows what type of pitch is coming. I'd imagine...

Last weekend my MIL cleaned out a crawlspace under her steps and found a small box filled with probably 70 or so 45s. Some were hers, but others were her mom and dad's, so my wife's grandparents. Basically stuff from the 50s and 60s. Bobby Darin, the Supremes, Pat Boone, Johnny Cash, the Big Bopper,...

Probably don't compare her to a character. 'You know, you look a little like that actress Fairuza Balk. Hotter, of course, but similar.' may have gone a bit differently.

Although telling a bartender that they're hot is......not the shot you think you're shooting.

I have an irrational (somewhat) hate for this bullpen