Those are too clever. Trump creates nicknames that even the dumbest of his dumb supporters can understand. Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary, Wacky Jacky, Cryin' Chuck.

Pamela Anderson peaked on Home Improvement.

It looks like she'll be in the Priscilla Presley role, which makes sense. Presley's casting must've been confusing at the time also. I like Anderson more now than I did when she was at her height.

Pamela Anderson cast in naked gun reboot. This keeps sounding worse and worse

Anna Nicole Smith was in a naked gun movie.

I’d point to the slump after the deadline (and the few games before it) before I’d call out a slow start in October.

Everybody knows those points count. People freaking out about a loss in November will always be funny.

Yeah. Hopefully tomorrow goes better.

I don’t know what interference is.

Caps did what we couldn’t and beat Boston to control their own destiny.

At least we’ll know if we have a shot tomorrow night.

Carter’s skate was in the crease.

Huge.

Last week’s news at this point, but for some reason the right doesn’t want you to be educated. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-04/15/14/asset/66f4ae4d2ff2/sub-buzz-9256-1713192870-1.jpg?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto Also, libraries have never sounded ...

Bruins have 8 shots on goal through 2 periods. Nice of them to save the no show

Oh god we’re going to have to rely on the Flyers.

Wait who’s this Smith person?

Gee I wonder if those two bullshit interference calls are going to come back to haunt us

I forgot about the stupid catfish thing.

Really good period. 4-0.

So Ned just needs to touch every Pred player that’s in front of the net and it’ll be GI right?

I have no idea what goaltender interference is apparently.

What the **** is happening

Saros complaining again. **** off dude

He likes to play grab ass with whoever is in front and then whine when there’s a goal.

Keep firing dadholes

EK.

Scoring update:

2-1 Habs

No score in the other 2 games we care about.

Isles score on their first shot. 1-0