Jay should telestrate something fun like a Where's Waldo spread.

Doc didn't know it was rivalry night until Pierre told him.

I bet if they were the lower cases and not the capitals the Pens would have scored. Lousy Orpack.

Meanwhile, the Hawks win their 3rd cup in 6 years...

Proof: the 8 parts of speech are interjection, verb, adjective, noun, conjunction, adverb, preposition and pronoun. That's not the point though and we can get into a grammar battle if you want. The idea is that the overuse of "epic" grinds my gears.

Yeah I meant adjective.

The constant overuse of the word "epic." Not every GD accomplishment or notable event throughout the course of the day, week etc. is "epic." Find a new verb instead. Epic isn't a verb. ;) I know it's not supposed to be but if you pay attention to how people use it that's the way it looks. Just like...

Bring in Gonchar and these rumors fade away.

The constant overuse of the word "epic." Not every GD accomplishment or notable event throughout the course of the day, week etc. is "epic." Find a new verb instead.

Wiz Khalifa

I want some lunch.

I hate the new DirecTV commercials with the talking horse. That lady should take him to the glue factory.

When a giraffe has a hot chocolate it's not hot by the time it reaches the bottom of his throat but none of you care because you're selfish.

BEANSAUCE!!!

Ugh...my buddy texted me saying a fan at the pirates game got hit in the head behind home plate. Game was delayed 20 minutes and she was taken away on a stretcher.

That's awful. I hope she's ok.

Crosby should make up imaginary friends like Snuffleupugus. They would be better than these guys.

By 19 I mean 29.

19,72,87,40 showed up. Everyone else seems to have stayed at MSG.

Get em in game 2. Night gents.

The national media needs to start calling out Crosby. He's not going to change otherwise.

I feel awful for Fleury. This team is simply incapable of scoring goals. Malkin has played his guts out tonight, but Sid has been completely invisible. Again.

Yup. He seems pretty disinterested.

I wish Kunitz would disappear forever.

Let's blame him anyway.

Mom, the meatloaf! ****

Nice ad. I'm ready to sell my BMWs and purchase a Chrysler 200.

Can I have a BMW? I'll trade you the van straight up for it.

Does it come with free candy?

Sure thing!