The Wolves are paying $77 million for a pair of 7-footers who are softer than the results of a bad Mexican dinner. KAT and Gobert are painful to watch at the offensive end. KAT just hangs out and chucks 3's. Gobert has 2 left feet in the post and gets bounced around whenever he has the ball. And the...

Well, ****...this has been a **** sports night. **** New York.

That would have been a great time for a Michigan, Luostarainen.

C'mon Cats, keep this thing out of OT and go home up 2-0.

Do you think it's a case of the optics not matching up with the rule book? Yeah, like, you can't protect the puck by just leaning your head over your knees. For me, Kulikov has a majority of contact through the body, there isn't an upward and intentional force towards the head, I think he's committ...

Do you think it's a case of the optics not matching up with the rule book?

Goodness, how is that only 2 minutes? I don't care if he's hunched over and I don't care if they want to mansplain this 'main point of contact', the brunt of the force was a headshot. You want to get that **** out of the game? Then call it 5 minutes like it should be.

Messier: Is there a better opening to a game than the New York Rangers?

S. T. F. U.

I've always felt like the best play in OT is just get the puck towards the net and see what happens. I even texted a friend during the OT asking what part of 'shoot the puck' the Stars didn't seem to understand. Given that the Stars had lost 6 straight Game 1's, last night had to keep up the trend.

I just read that the bass player from Train slipped and fell in a shower and died at 58.

It truly wasn't a Drive By.

sees self out

REMEMBER THAT SAVE

Oilers have had a couple of really good looks on breakaways that have gone a bit haywire.

Another failure of Line Changes 101

Some Keystone Koppery out of Tanev and Lindell there. Woof.

Classic feeling them out first period of the first game of the series out of these 2 teams.

The telltale sign that the detective's charges are BS is that if Scheffler really did drag him, there'd be more than the offended cop surrounding his car.

Yeah, that was strange for nobody to take a run over there to exchange postgame meal destinations.

Could see that too many men coming a mile away. Why the hell are you jumping off the bench with the puck right there?

Geez, get out of the damn crease.

Sure, why wouldn't it be a 8:18 puck drop?

GO CATS

Interesting setup to switch sides of the bed in the middle of the night.

Fenway tonight boys. **** awesome

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I often play the 'what if' game after a number of my rounds just to go back and remember the dumb crap that shouldn't have happened that kept me from breaking 80 or being a shot or two lower. Today, I popped out a 93 where I had 4 3-putts and missed at least 2 others inside 5 feet. This after spendi...

If you want a pamphlet on how to give away a game with 10 seconds left, watch what the Pacers did in Game 1. Nobody goes to the ball against the press on the inbounds pass and they turn it over. Then instead of fouling up by 3 with under 10 seconds left, they allow a 3 to tie from the corner. So inc...

Another solid Bucci line as we go to break - 'And the Oilers are doing it all without Connor McDavid tonight...no points'.