2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps
Dear Capitals Fans,
Are you tired of this yet?
Recurring nightmare
Are you tired of this yet?
Recurring nightmare
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps
Attention, Caps fans
Would you like heartbreak for lunch?
With a side of fail?
Would you like heartbreak for lunch?
With a side of fail?
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps
Good morning, Pittsburgh
Pens playing with house money
Still, let's win today
Pens playing with house money
Still, let's win today
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps
Can feel for Holtby
Porous play in front of him
Lives in fear of Sid
Porous play in front of him
Lives in fear of Sid
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps
Ahoy, D Brassard
You're on board the SS Cup
Produce more points, plx
You're on board the SS Cup
Produce more points, plx
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The Caps, they all suck
Ovie, Backstrom, and Oshie
Tom Wilson drinks pee
Ovie, Backstrom, and Oshie
Tom Wilson drinks pee
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps
Guentzel scores all goals
Better than sliced bread and crack
Paging other Pens
Better than sliced bread and crack
Paging other Pens
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps
Sid and Jake have brains.
Ovie, Oshie and Wilson,
mental midgets all.
Ovie, Oshie and Wilson,
mental midgets all.
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps
Crosby owns the Caps
Smell the glove and taste the salt
Ovie is Sid's biitch.
Smell the glove and taste the salt
Ovie is Sid's biitch.
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Can't help but daydream
How delicious it will be
Our Pens in 7
It looks like **** now
But experience tells us
Don't count out our boys
The game of your life!
That's what we need in game 6
Then do it again
The devastation!
The emotional wreckage!
Tear-soaked red jerseys
The lamentations:
"It wasn't supposed to be!
We prayed, prayed some more!"
Caps fans, you were heard
It wasn't supposed to be
Hockey gods said, "No."
Where do you get this?
Do you think you're entitled?
Right: Your time. Screw off!
First Bruce, then Barry
Complain, complain, and complain
Want to be rewarded
Sully says, "Just play"
Complainers don't get rewards
Guys like Sully do
Now, let's flash forward
To our beautiful forecast
End of game 7
Red Rawkers booing
Holtby face down on the ice
Wilson's not laughing
Look, Sid and Ovie
Filing through the handshake line
It never gets old
Ovie says to Sid,
"I'm done. I want a trade now.
Or, bye, NHL!
"I can't take much more
I'll go to the KHL!
20 mil, tax-free!"
Sid just says, "Good game."
He knew that the Caps would lose
They reek, up and down
From top to bottom
The losing mindset pervades
Year in, and year out
It's Greek tragedy
The Pens have a part to play
Winning the hard way
For the Caps, it means
A new painful way to lose
They reap what they sow
Can't help but daydream
How delicious it will be
Our Pens in 7
How delicious it will be
Our Pens in 7
It looks like **** now
But experience tells us
Don't count out our boys
The game of your life!
That's what we need in game 6
Then do it again
The devastation!
The emotional wreckage!
Tear-soaked red jerseys
The lamentations:
"It wasn't supposed to be!
We prayed, prayed some more!"
Caps fans, you were heard
It wasn't supposed to be
Hockey gods said, "No."
Where do you get this?
Do you think you're entitled?
Right: Your time. Screw off!
First Bruce, then Barry
Complain, complain, and complain
Want to be rewarded
Sully says, "Just play"
Complainers don't get rewards
Guys like Sully do
Now, let's flash forward
To our beautiful forecast
End of game 7
Red Rawkers booing
Holtby face down on the ice
Wilson's not laughing
Look, Sid and Ovie
Filing through the handshake line
It never gets old
Ovie says to Sid,
"I'm done. I want a trade now.
Or, bye, NHL!
"I can't take much more
I'll go to the KHL!
20 mil, tax-free!"
Sid just says, "Good game."
He knew that the Caps would lose
They reek, up and down
From top to bottom
The losing mindset pervades
Year in, and year out
It's Greek tragedy
The Pens have a part to play
Winning the hard way
For the Caps, it means
A new painful way to lose
They reap what they sow
Can't help but daydream
How delicious it will be
Our Pens in 7
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Who's the haiku queen?
Who wrote a haiku novel?
Yes, Blue Canary.
Who wrote a haiku novel?
Yes, Blue Canary.
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Obnoxious, likelyWho's the haiku queen?
Who wrote a haiku novel?
Yes, Blue Canary.
But, really, it’s a great way
To procrastinate
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Wing-flapping celly
Morkle would very much like
A Pen to do it
Whom could we enlist?
I think Evgeni Malkin
Hear there's no love lost
Morkle would very much like
A Pen to do it
Whom could we enlist?
I think Evgeni Malkin
Hear there's no love lost
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I'm going tonight
Rare appearance by JS
at the arena
I'll take all credit
If the Pens win game six, yeah.
Lose? Not an option
Rare appearance by JS
at the arena
I'll take all credit
If the Pens win game six, yeah.
Lose? Not an option
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No, seriously
If you think the Pens will lose
do not talk to me.
If you think the Pens will lose
do not talk to me.
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We’re left with sadness
Thus endeth the haiku thread
What do we do now?
Thus endeth the haiku thread
What do we do now?
2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps
Back to back Cup champs
Historic last two seasons
Great job, Pens, thank you
Historic last two seasons
Great job, Pens, thank you
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F off, Capitals
Morris Day does it better
Bird celly - no good.
Morris Day does it better
Bird celly - no good.
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