(Possibly because no one gives a **** and this will suffer a similar fate.

But I figured I'd give it another shot...
I'll admit to having a spotty record, in terms of being a disciplined investor. Not from performance chasing, but because of not being able to make up my mind. In the interest of simplifying things and hoping to lessen the chance of me screwing up, I decided to simply my investments across tax deferred and taxable accounts. I now only own two funds:
Vanguard Total World Stock Fund
This tracks the global stock market and goes where it goes. Currently 52%/48% US/world.
US stocks have seen a mammoth run up, including against the rest of the world. This seemed like a decent time to pull the the trigger (given the relatively low price of international equities) and put my chips in for a global portfolio.
Vanguard Total Bond Fund
70% US government/30% corporates
Steady as a rock in turbulent times. You could do far worse for your fixed income.
My target is to end up at a 50/50 stock/bond ratio, when I retire. My crystal ball is cloudy, so who the hell knows what the right decision will be.
What are you yinz doing and why?