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Guentzel - Rodrigues - Rust
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**** you gaucho
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This season might test the spoiledness of Pens fans.
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We’ve seen worse training camps rosters before, but the team still grabbed 90+ points. This is a legit test this year.
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I’m looking for Guentzel to adopt the posture that life is worth living this season. He’s been sour since the injury. Wonder if he’s just getting older and a bit more cynical like what happens to most people or he doesn’t like the physical sensation of pro hockey with a compromised shoulder.
He’s important. He needs to step up his leadership.
He’s important. He needs to step up his leadership.
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Gaucho's first day of school?
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Or maybe a young Sidbot?
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I thought they were gonna suck last year and made a bad scene about it after that loss to philly in which they were up 3-0.. so this year im gonna keep my yap shut and hope for the best.
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Gaucho, a known Toronto Blauhäher fan...?
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Making bold emotional proclamations about the team being finished after a bad loss is what being a fan is all about. Don't censor yourself.I thought they were gonna suck last year and made a bad scene about it after that loss to philly in which they were up 3-0.. so this year im gonna keep my yap shut and hope for the best.
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Kasperi Tanev
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Crosby skates.
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For shmenguin, since he asked in NPR:
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God dammit, Geno.
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Let's wildly speculate about medical stuffs!
Candidates:
Zach Aston-Reese - From Staten Island. Not exactly the best gene pool. Lots of snails.
Lafferty, Samuel - He's basically from Altoona. Based on the board members from there and their, ahem, unique take on pizza...it seems like they're all a couple inches short of a personal pan, if you know what I mean...
Evgeni Malkin - Whatever the equivalent is to hot dog water in Russia, he probably got that injected into him. He'll likely either have a translucent green glow for the first 30 games or end up on the steroid list...
Long shots:
Tristan Jarry from Surrey...that's basically Pennsyltucky in an otherwise great province. Taylor Fedun from Alberta...Alberta and Saskatechewan are the American south, so...
Candidates:
Zach Aston-Reese - From Staten Island. Not exactly the best gene pool. Lots of snails.
Lafferty, Samuel - He's basically from Altoona. Based on the board members from there and their, ahem, unique take on pizza...it seems like they're all a couple inches short of a personal pan, if you know what I mean...
Evgeni Malkin - Whatever the equivalent is to hot dog water in Russia, he probably got that injected into him. He'll likely either have a translucent green glow for the first 30 games or end up on the steroid list...
Long shots:
Tristan Jarry from Surrey...that's basically Pennsyltucky in an otherwise great province. Taylor Fedun from Alberta...Alberta and Saskatechewan are the American south, so...
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was that...was that expected?
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NHL isn’t recognizing the Russian hot dog water, so I’ll bet everything I own on Malkin
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It's important to let the hot dog water cool first...
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