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Once again, a gender-reveal party
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Anyone who holds a gender reveal party deserves what’s coming to them.Once again, a gender-reveal party
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Thinning of the herd.
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I want to believe somewhere theres a teenager who comes out to their parents as trans and gets told “Hell no we had a gender reveal party and everything.”
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Once again, a gender-reveal party
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heh
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I just told my sperm if I wanted a boy or a girl and made it happen. **** cells did right listening to me.
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My wife and I released balloons out of a box. We aren't really living.
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We found out when the kids fell out of mrs meow
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Hate when that happensWe found out when the kids fell out of mrs meow
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Isn't that just a gender reveal party without the extra steps?
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I met this girl at a wedding once who was pregnant. I asked if she knew what she was having and she told me "yes but im the only one who knows. Not even my husband. Theyre all finding out at the gender reveal tomorrow".
I asked how she planned to do the reveal and she said "were playing a balloon darts game. All of the balloons are filled with black confetti except one has pink confetti in it"
She never even realized what she had done
I asked how she planned to do the reveal and she said "were playing a balloon darts game. All of the balloons are filled with black confetti except one has pink confetti in it"
She never even realized what she had done
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Legit on that one.
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"FB friends are writing haikus about coffee, and all the haikus work if you substitute "semen," and I am biting my knuckles."
Saving that for next time you folks do your playoff schtick.
Saving that for next time you folks do your playoff schtick.
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By saying that they fell out, is that a humble brag about you?We found out when the kids fell out of mrs meow
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Sadly, he’s already passed on those genetics.Anyone who holds a gender reveal party deserves what’s coming to them.Once again, a gender-reveal party
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Was her husband not a black guy?I met this girl at a wedding once who was pregnant. I asked if she knew what she was having and she told me "yes but im the only one who knows. Not even my husband. Theyre all finding out at the gender reveal tomorrow".
I asked how she planned to do the reveal and she said "were playing a balloon darts game. All of the balloons are filled with black confetti except one has pink confetti in it"
She never even realized what she had done
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You know ya boy meow so wellBy saying that they fell out, is that a humble brag about you?We found out when the kids fell out of mrs meow
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This is an interesting site.
https://www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/per ... s-in-2021/
My county (Lancaster) is listed and surrounded on all sides. Sometimes I wish I lived more in the woods (largely open fields around here), but not this year.
https://www.cicadamania.com/cicadas/per ... s-in-2021/
My county (Lancaster) is listed and surrounded on all sides. Sometimes I wish I lived more in the woods (largely open fields around here), but not this year.
Pennsylvania counties: Adams, Bedford, Berks, Bucks, Chester, Columbia, County, Cumberland, Dauphin, Franklin, Fulton, Huntingdon, Lancaster, Lehigh, Luzerne, Lycoming, Mercer, Montgomery, Northampton, Perry, Schuylkill, Somerset, York
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Cool. Somehow we're the only county in western pa
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Cool. Somehow we're the only county in western pa
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The USPS has selected Oshkosh Defense to replace its aging LLV mail-delivery trucks, and boy is the new truck ugly.