Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
I figured that would be an article from The Onion. Then I scrolled up and was reminded that Torts is an asshat.
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
That he went off so quickly and easily confirms that he was the problem.
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Truthfully I don't care if JJ is a tire fire now, that reaction made this signing worth it.
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I'll be able to accept this signing more if Letang gets his **** together next season.
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
And when Letang doesn't...?
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Ha! I thought the same thing.Truthfully I don't care if JJ is a tire fire now, that reaction made this signing worth it.
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
I'm trying to remain positive.And when Letang doesn't...?
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Go full DD, you know you want to.I'm trying to remain positive.And when Letang doesn't...?
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
That's not out of the realm of possibilities.
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Not sure Torts and the BJ's could be more insecure.
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Now that the Caps have won the Cup, the baton has been passed to the Beejes, and they're dropping it already.Not sure Torts and the BJ's could be more insecure.
(My hands shook a little typing that first part. I still can't used to it.)
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Nothing cures stupidity and declining athleticism like more age.I'll be able to accept this signing more if Letang gets his **** together next season.
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
It's like someone has secretly been pissing in Torts' Cheerios every day for his entire life
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
At this point I think he does it himself just to have something to dodint about.It's like someone has secretly been pissing in Torts' Cheerios every day for his entire life
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
He has a brand to uphold...
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Did he have another outburst?
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
No, we're just on that waffles/MiMH alternate timeline mikey was talking about.
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Nothing cures stupidity and declining athleticism like more age.I'll be able to accept this signing more if Letang gets his **** together next season.
Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Maybe Torts was right after all
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Penguins sign D Jack Johnson: 5 yrs, $16.25 mil ($3.25 AAV)
Is that really a slick statement haha...it looks like only waffles was cool with this...it's like the David Clarkson signing in Toronto, everyone knew it was wrong at the time except the two people engaging in the deal - and I'm not even certain of that really...
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