mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Post by **dodint** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:18 pm

NTP66 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:03 pm I like Marino so much more now. That's awesome.

His Dad seems like a jag, though.

"Dad, don't ever mention that again!"

"I'm sorry."

*Dad calls The Athletic and mentions it again*

Post by **offsides** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:19 pm

Troy Loney wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:15 pm That 4th line looks good.

I like it too

Post by **NTP66** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:20 pm

dodint wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:18 pm
NTP66 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:03 pm I like Marino so much more now. That's awesome.
His Dad seems like a jag, though.

"Dad, don't ever mention that again!"

"I'm sorry."

*Dad calls The Athletic and mentions it again*

His dad's getting no help with his electronics the next time he can't switch TV inputs.

Post by **shoeshine boy** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:26 pm

dodint wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:18 pm

His Dad seems like a jag, though.

they're Massholes.

Post by **willeyeam** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:29 pm

dodint wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:18 pm
NTP66 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:03 pm I like Marino so much more now. That's awesome.
His Dad seems like a jag, though.

"Dad, don't ever mention that again!"

"I'm sorry."

*Dad calls The Athletic and mentions it again*

lol

Post by **meow** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:36 pm

mikey wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:04 pm /mildlyinteresting

How many players had a season where they were playing at a PPG pace (20 games min) - since 1997-98

Anaheim: 20 seasons over PPG
Arizona: 4 seasons over PPG
Boston: 14 seasons over PPG
Buffalo: 8 seasons over PPG
Calgary: 14 seasons over PPG
Carolina: 9 seasons over PPG
Chicago: 11 seasons over PPG
Colorado: 23 seasons over PPG
Columbus: 5 seasons over PPG
Dallas: 15 seasons over PPG
Detroit: 17 seasons over PPG
Edmonton: 11 seasons over PPG
Florida: 5 seasons over PPG
Los Angeles: 12 seasons over PPG
Minnesota: 3 seasons over PPG
Montreal: 1 season over PPG
Nashville: 3 seasons over PPG
New Jersey: 15 seasons over PPG
NY Islanders: 6 seasons over PPG
NY Rangers: 8 seasons over PPG
Ottawa: 24 seasons over PPG
Philadelphia: 20 seasons over PPG
Pittsburgh: 46 seasons over PPG
San Jose: 14 seasons over PPG
St. Louis: 10 seasons over PPG
Tampa Bay: 20 seasons over PPG
Toronto: 14 seasons over PPG
Vancouver: 15 seasons over PPG
Washington: 29 seasons over PPG
Winnipeg/ATL: 13 seasons over PPG

Nice list. Don’t you agree, @MR25?

Post by **MR25** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:09 pm

TIL 3 things is a comprehensive list

Post by **mikey** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:12 pm

All right, take it easy, slugger. Don't make me post the screenshot haha

Post by **MR25** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:43 pm

I really don't have the patience or energy to deal with this right now.

And that's not meant to be party pooping. I really just don't feel like dealing with this right now so let's just get ready to watch Sid come back, eh?

Post by **Kane** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:57 pm

Post by **mikey** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:20 pm

Deal with what...?

Post by **MR25** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:24 pm

*gestures broadly*

This ****. Cool I get it I made a mistake while burnt out at work and misread a post.

I really don't have the energy to keep going back and forth on this. I don't know why I even responded in the first place. But can we just drop it?

Post by **dodint** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:35 pm

Drop what?

Post by **mikey** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:38 pm

Bud, relax. This is what we do, we rag on each other for little dumb stuff...meow doesn't get a complex or all exasperated because we always say goalies are weird or that dodint complains a lot or that I, Jesus, however long that list is of things I do...

It's just a goof...crush up a xany or two and insufflate...life's ok, man.

Post by **Jim** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:45 pm

mikey wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 1:04 pm /mildlyinteresting

How many players had a season where they were playing at a PPG pace (20 games min) - since 1997-98

Anaheim: 20 seasons over PPG
Arizona: 4 seasons over PPG
Boston: 14 seasons over PPG
Buffalo: 8 seasons over PPG
Calgary: 14 seasons over PPG
Carolina: 9 seasons over PPG
Chicago: 11 seasons over PPG
Colorado: 23 seasons over PPG
Columbus: 5 seasons over PPG
Dallas: 15 seasons over PPG
Detroit: 17 seasons over PPG
Edmonton: 11 seasons over PPG
Florida: 5 seasons over PPG
Los Angeles: 12 seasons over PPG
Minnesota: 3 seasons over PPG
Montreal: 1 season over PPG
Nashville: 3 seasons over PPG
New Jersey: 15 seasons over PPG
NY Islanders: 6 seasons over PPG
NY Rangers: 8 seasons over PPG
Ottawa: 24 seasons over PPG
Philadelphia: 20 seasons over PPG
Pittsburgh: 46 seasons over PPG
San Jose: 14 seasons over PPG
St. Louis: 10 seasons over PPG
Tampa Bay: 20 seasons over PPG
Toronto: 14 seasons over PPG
Vancouver: 15 seasons over PPG
Washington: 29 seasons over PPG
Winnipeg/ATL: 13 seasons over PPG

Even bigger than the Pens being first on that list is that Ottawa is 3rd.

Post by **mikey** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:46 pm

I'll assume that's all pizza line greasy residue...but yeah, that's a good catch and something I didn't even notice...

Post by **meow** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:36 pm

Whoa baby

Post by **MalkinIsMyHomeboy** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:47 pm

had to look up the origin of the pizza line and saw this in the wiki page for "famous" line nicknames

"The E=mc^2 Line"—New York Islanders (2013–16), (2018–present)—Matt Martin, Casey Cizikas and Cal Clutterbuck; a play on the initials of the players' surnames. Coined by Islanders broadcaster Butch Goring as a reference to the Mass–energy equivalence equation, and the "energy" they brought to games as a result of their physical play.

..really?

Post by **Dickie Dunn** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:49 pm

100,000% surprised that Steigy never used that as a line nickname.

Post by **mikey** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:55 pm

Butch Goring is on work release from the puzzle factory to work Isles games...

Post by **Lemon Berry Lobster** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:15 pm

Dickie Dunn wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 5:49 pm 100,000% surprised that Steigy never used that as a line nickname.

That would require him to know that information

Post by **faftorial** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:18 pm

I attended some games at the arena when Goring was on the Isles. They regularly kicked the Pens asses.

Post by **faftorial** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:24 pm

Goring was no Geno:

Goring retired having played 1107 games, with 375 goals and 513 assists for 888 points. He recorded only 102 penalty minutes, the lowest total in NHL history for a player appearing in more than a thousand games.[citation needed] He was a very effective penalty-killer throughout his career as he finished in the top ten for short-handed goals nine seasons in his career amassing a career total of 40 short-handed goals, the fifth most of all-time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butch_Goring

Post by **mikey** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:57 pm

*Citation needed

True for skaters. Not true overall.

1. Roberto Luongo 1044 GP, 46 PIM
2. Butch Goring 1107 GP, 102 PIM
3. Dave Keon 1296 GP, 117 PIM
4. Martin Brodeur 1266 GP, 122 PIM
5. Rick Middleton 1005 GP, 157 PIM

Post by **tjand72** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:26 pm

I feel as though that is low for Luongo. He seems a little more fiery than average.