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Postby dodint » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:45 pm

USAJobs.gov

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Postby mac5155 » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:54 pm

Lock and Dam operator, my dream!

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Postby dodint » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:58 pm

I have a friend who is a mail carrier; he wants that exact job because he heard he can play XBox at work most of the day.

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Postby mac5155 » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:10 pm

Hey if it pays the bills!


Wait...

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Postby dodint » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:14 pm

Hey, we're funded.

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Postby count2infinity » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:10 am

Where do yall look for job postings?

I use indeed and linked in. And either there aren't many jobs out there right now or the good companies don't use them
Those two, as well as monster. Most of the time there's a ton of overlap, but every so often you find unique ones that are only posted on 1 of the 3.

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Postby mikey » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:32 am

Go to the website of the company you want to work for...look for their job listings...

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Postby shafnutz05 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:51 am

Indeed and LinkedIn are probably the two best resources. Indeed especially because they offer free job postings to companies so virtually everyone will put their openings there. As Mikey said, if you do research on great companies to work for, it's a good strategy to visit their career sites directly to check for openings too.

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Postby mac5155 » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:34 am

Go to the website of the company you want to work for...look for their job listings...
There are obvious ones in my area but I'm not going to be looking for one particular company.

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Postby mamaemeritus » Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:07 pm

Well, friends - it finally happened. Seems Stan is, as they say, "looking for a new opportunity".

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:09 pm

When does he start at your new place?

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Postby mamaemeritus » Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Apparently there was no pushback (why would there be when he GETS A SEVERANCE?) He was only concerned about his work visa.

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Postby NTP66 » Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:15 pm

:lol:

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:50 am

Just got a meeting invite for a third secure printing vendor. This wouldn't be news if we didn't already have two different ones being used in Prod right now, but I guess management doesn't care that having this many solutions in play is going to do nothing but cause issues with both management and support.

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Postby mac5155 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:51 am

Someone wants free pens tickets from said vendor.

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:52 am

If I worked on the good side of the state I'd consider the possibility, because there's not a snowball's chance in hell somebody's trying to get Flyers tickets.

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Postby pens9192 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:27 am

Who the hell schedules a fridge clean out for 10AM??? #fedlife

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Postby NTP66 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:33 am

Who the hell schedules a fridge clean out for 10AM??? #fedlife
And on a Thursday, no less.

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Postby Lemon Berry Lobster » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:36 am

Who the hell schedules a fridge clean out for 10AM??? #fedlife
Maybe it, too, is being shut down?

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Postby pens9192 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:41 am

Luckily we have funding, but whomever scheduled it should use common sense.

I put a stern message on a Post It note on my lunch in the fridge saying that I was eating this for lunch today after 10AM

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Postby willeyeam » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:46 am

I put a stern message on a Post It note on my lunch in the fridge
good work

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Postby nocera » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:49 am

Makes me think of this:
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Postby blackjack68 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:37 am

Who the hell schedules a fridge clean out for 10AM??? #fedlife
Maybe it, too, is being shut down?
2pm is the correct answer.

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Postby pens9192 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:52 pm

The cleanout never happened. The people responsible tore down the sign. And everyone rejoiced and I ate my lunch.

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Postby mac5155 » Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:24 pm

I love when I put in an eRequest for IT Services for access to a database and I submit it to the wrong group and they tell me it's wrong cloaked from a do-not-reply inbox., but don't tell me what the right one is. So I resubmitted it again to the same wrong IT group. I can play games too, Mr. DBA.

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