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Here's the rest of the ruling. I refer @shafnutz05 to Rule 6.
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No, but I'm not as mad as my post came across as.
ARE YOU FCKING SORRY?!
I swear people from other floors come to **** in our bathroom. Most of our floor is a nearly always vacant federal tax courtroom. There is nobody here.
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The rules are not absurd, just common courtesy.off. Just drop a deuce and be done with it. Those rules are absurd.
You heathen double deucer.
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If it's raining, I do this, too. Otherwise, I'm outside listening to the fountain and plane spotting.I go in there to relax for 10-15 minutes or so and play on my phone.
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Sidebar: will you answer your phone if someone calls you while on the poop receiver?
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No. If it's a friend or family member, I'll text back: "Pooping. What's up?"Sidebar: will you answer your phone if someone calls you while on the poop receiver?
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Hell no.Sidebar: will you answer your phone if someone calls you while on the poop receiver?
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If it's not raining, you poop outside while listening to the fountain and plane spotting? Sounds relaxing.If it's raining, I do this, too. Otherwise, I'm outside listening to the fountain and plane spotting.I go in there to relax for 10-15 minutes or so and play on my phone.
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Better than yoga.
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(My take on Shaf's post was that when he's in there for 10-15 breaks, there is no pooping going on.)
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If you can't stand the ****, get out of the bathroom.
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Mother of god, is somebody taking a dump in the bathroom?
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TIL that "on my phone" is a euphemism.
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I prefer “log out”
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Maybe you need to have music piped in.Exactly.We have two stalls. If someone comes in and plops their big ass down while I'm in the other stall, I will loudly sigh my displeasure and get up and leave. Pinching it off if need be. I don't mind when it's a larger bathroom, but no one wants to sit in a bathroom that is dead quiet except for the noises the other person is making.I am currently waiting for a co-worker to vacate the bathroom so I can take care of business. #nodoubledeucing
I prefer not to, but when nature calls, you shouldn't ignore it.
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I prefer “log out”
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I prefer to drop a deuce in the comfort of my own bathroom, but if you gotta go, you gotta go.
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Have deuced at work less than 5 times in 15 years.
Mainly because I'm a regular m f'er. But also, yes. I hold it if needed because it's gross and I prefer my toilet. I only go at work in emergency situations. Haven't even felt the urge in years though.
Healthy diet with reasonable portions, people. It leads to a lot of good things.
Mainly because I'm a regular m f'er. But also, yes. I hold it if needed because it's gross and I prefer my toilet. I only go at work in emergency situations. Haven't even felt the urge in years though.
Healthy diet with reasonable portions, people. It leads to a lot of good things.
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I’ve been taking probiotics, so pretty healthy on the above subject. However, a few times have been reminiscent of the @shafnutz05 co-worker yogurt story....yoi!
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Yinz are some fancy lads.
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Healthy diet with reasonable portions, people. It leads to a lot of good things.
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Any answer other than this one tells me you have a shtload of weird hang ups beyond this one and we're only scratching the surfaceI prefer to drop a deuce in the comfort of my own bathroom, but if you gotta go, you gotta go.
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My problem with public toilets is the toilet paper. I’ll poop anywhere if the tp is good.
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Not enough answers to this oneYou guys build a nest?
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My body is conditioned for every day around 9:30 am. Nothing like getting paid.
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