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Smooth...
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I don't know how the Pens sell any of their #62 jerseys.
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What do a pregnant woman, a frozen beer, and a burnt pizza have in common?
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What do you call a cow with epilepsy?
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Why was Joan of Arc luckier than Mayr Queen of Scots? Because Joan got a hot stake and Mary only a cold chop.
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Two sailors are shipwrecked on an island inhabited by heartless natives. "You have a choice," says the island king to the first sailor. "Instantaneous Death or Chee-Chee." The first sailor gulps. "I choose Chee-Chee" he says. There is a loud gong. "You have chosen Chee-Chee," announces the king, and two large, sword-wielding men appear, chop off the sailor's arms, disembowel and skin him, and leave him in a steaming bloody heap to die. "You have a choice," says the king to the second sailor. "Instantaneous Death or Chee-Chee." The second sailor is pale and sweating. "I guess I'll take Instantaneous Death," he says. There is another loud gong. "You have chosen Instantaneous Death" says the king. "But first, Chee-Chee!"
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I've heard that one before as Death by Mawamba. Still cracks me up.
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oh ffs
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Hey you came into this thread. Not like the name of it, and the most recent poster wasn't a dead giveaway for what to expect.
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I just scrolled up and saw I posted that incredibly stupid Nazi coal mining joke. So, yeah, you're fine.
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If you read the MINE FEWER line in Peter Sellers' voice from Dr Strangelove it's pretty funny.
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I am an officer of the lu-aw.
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That is not my dog.
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"Do you have a rume?"That is not my dog.
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A rhuem?
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I feel like being nice to 'Om today, so here, for you:
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I dig it. Solid pun 8/7 would giggle again.
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For my boy 'Om:
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Nice.
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What do you call a fat medium?
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What do call a midget fortune-teller on the lam?
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