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"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."
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Harmonica: And Frank?
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.
Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.
Cheyenne: That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed.
Harmonica: Well, you know music, and you can count - all the way up to two.
[Cheyenne spins the magazine of his revolver]
Cheyenne: All the way up to six if I have to...
[gestures to Harmonica's wound]
Cheyenne: And maybe faster than you.
Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.
Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.
Cheyenne: That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed.
Harmonica: Well, you know music, and you can count - all the way up to two.
[Cheyenne spins the magazine of his revolver]
Cheyenne: All the way up to six if I have to...
[gestures to Harmonica's wound]
Cheyenne: And maybe faster than you.
Frank: How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.
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Jack Burton: That is not water.
Egg Shen: Black blood of the earth.
Jack Burton: Do you mean oil?
Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the earth.
Egg Shen: Black blood of the earth.
Jack Burton: Do you mean oil?
Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the earth.
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Oh, he got all of that one!
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There are two kinds of people: those with Loaded guns and those that dig. You dig.
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That word...you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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And a whopping six posts before the first Princess Bride call out.
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Don't give me attitude, sir. You're assuming I won't shoot your sorry a**. When you make an assumption, you make an 'a**' out of you and 'umption'. Now I'm Sgt. Madigan, Vice, and if you do cop a 'tude, jerkoff, I will see to it you spend the next 10 years in prison getting a**-f**ked. If the case is thrown out because my arrest was violent, I will personally hire men to a**-f**k you for the next ten years. So if you're an a**-f**king fan, you go ahead and mouth off.
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Mahbuls.
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Think of your secretaryyyyyyyy
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The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
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"If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe."
"What's a dying giraffe sound like?"
"Mwaah. Mwwaaaaaaaah."
"What's a dying giraffe sound like?"
"Mwaah. Mwwaaaaaaaah."
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"If I'm not back in five minutes... Just wait longer."
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Cannot disassociate this from 'Prometheus'.The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
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Tic-tac, sir?
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Orange whip? Orange whip?
Three orange whips.
Three orange whips.
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I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!!
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If the good lord intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented rollerskates
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So shines a good deed in a weary world.
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Lt. Dan: I figured I'd come try out my sea legs
Gump: But you ain't got no legs Lt. Dan....
I know it's nothing inspirational or anything like that, but it freaking cracks me up every single time.
Gump: But you ain't got no legs Lt. Dan....
I know it's nothing inspirational or anything like that, but it freaking cracks me up every single time.
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I'd already used Caddyshack.And a whopping six posts before the first Princess Bride call out.
I knew PFiDC was going with Blazing Saddles.
It was Princess Bride or Office Space next.
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This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
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"Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!"