Randomness Dos

Post by **Gaucho** » Fri May 06, 2022 8:34 am

NTP66 wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 8:32 amHBD ulf

Post by **willeyeam** » Fri May 06, 2022 8:56 am

Thx homies

Post by **mikey** » Fri May 06, 2022 11:03 am

Friday night birthday, eh? What are you gonna do? Pornhub? Redtube? Dumpster Sluts?

Post by **NTP66** » Fri May 06, 2022 11:04 am

Post by **willeyeam** » Fri May 06, 2022 11:21 am

Well. Our baseball team was supposed to play up in Franklin but that thankfully got rained out. So, what ntp said

Post by **King Colby** » Sat May 07, 2022 8:13 am

Playoff hockey and the hub? There are worse days

Happy birthday

Post by **King Colby** » Sat May 07, 2022 8:18 am

I love mothers day but hate fathers day. Is that weird?

I hate that I have to feel obligated to be family man dad of the year instead of do whatever I want that day

I also don't like receiving gifts and attention for some made up ass day

Post by **count2infinity** » Sat May 07, 2022 8:22 am

What all dads actually want for Father’s Day: to be left alone.

What they’re allowed to ask for: a day together hanging out as a family.

It is what it is…

Post by **Gaucho** » Sat May 07, 2022 9:14 am

Post by **King Colby** » Sat May 07, 2022 12:37 pm

count2infinity wrote: ↑Sat May 07, 2022 8:22 am What all dads actually want for Father’s Day: to be left alone.

What they’re allowed to ask for: a day together hanging out as a family.

It is what it is…

Boooo this tradition

Post by **robbiestoupe** » Sat May 07, 2022 1:33 pm

count2infinity wrote: ↑Sat May 07, 2022 8:22 am What all dads actually want for Father’s Day: to be left alone.

What they’re allowed to ask for: a day together hanging out as a family.

It is what it is…

Don’t forget the sex

Post by **meow** » Sat May 07, 2022 1:41 pm

Really? mrs meow asks what I want (giggity) and last year I wanted the house to myself and she bounced with the kids for like 6 hours.

Post by **shafnutz05** » Sat May 07, 2022 1:43 pm

Happy belated @willeyeam!!

Post by **willeyeam** » Sat May 07, 2022 2:20 pm

Post by **Orlando Penguin** » Sat May 07, 2022 10:44 pm

I was 200 yards from having the Oaks-Derby double cash and that stupid 80-1 shot had to run a massive stretch.

Post by **NTP66** » Sun May 08, 2022 8:11 am

Went to cvs for some Mother’s Day cards for my sisters. 10 people in the store, 9 of them guys and all in the Mother’s Day cards section. We all chuckled a little at the scene.

Post by **Ad@m** » Sun May 08, 2022 9:37 am

Lightning blows up toilet after traveling through apartment building’s exhaust vent

An explosion of this type — a toilet being blown to smithereens during a lightning storm — isn’t entirely unheard of, though it appears to be quite rare. One of the only other instances of the last several years occurred in 2019, when lightning struck near a Florida couple’s septic tank, ignited the gases within, and caused one of their toilets to explode.

The lightning that struck the Oklahoma apartment complex took a different route, first striking the roof before coming through a metal exhaust vent and hitting the water within the toilet, according to an Okmulgee firefighter who spoke with Nexstar.

The reaction caused the bowl to blow apart, he said.

https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/nat ... aust-vent/

Post by **NTP66** » Sun May 08, 2022 9:40 am

So yeah, don’t have the exhaust fan directly above the toilet?

Post by **meow** » Sun May 08, 2022 10:23 am

How many mimosas are too many mimosas at a Mother’s Day brunch? Asking for a friend

Post by **NTP66** » Sun May 08, 2022 10:30 am

The number isn’t quantifiable. You’re safe.

Post by **mikey** » Sun May 08, 2022 12:07 pm

What is this term "too many mimosas"...?

Post by **LeopardLetang** » Sun May 08, 2022 12:46 pm

meow wrote: ↑Sat May 07, 2022 1:41 pm Really? mrs meow asks what I want (giggity) and last year I wanted the house to myself and she bounced with the kids for like 6 hours.

ah some 3D porn private time

Post by **Gaucho** » Sun May 08, 2022 1:06 pm

Post by **blackjack68** » Sun May 08, 2022 1:11 pm

Shenanigans!

Post by **NTP66** » Sun May 08, 2022 1:52 pm